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Posted 2004-04-12, 04:11 PM
the person you talk to is an AI computer program. Yea, you heard me, check out this bot i found hile searching for random stuff with google. http://www.oliverbot.com/ it responds to you and everything. I tried it and I was a complete ass to it and it hates me.


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Posted 2004-04-12, 04:13 PM in reply to Tyrannicide's post "You know you sux when..."
SmarterChild.
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Posted 2004-04-12, 04:19 PM in reply to Tyrannicide's post "You know you sux when..."
That is pissing me off. When you say something slightly complex, it repeats in an odd pattern exactly what you said, but makes no sense. It however, did say it would remember what I said to it when robots take over the world....
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Posted 2004-04-12, 04:21 PM in reply to Titusfied's post starting "That is pissing me off. When you say..."
You are doomed. It doesn't have a lrge enough AI to understand complex thing. Someone had a lot of time on their hands to programit though


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Posted 2004-04-12, 04:23 PM in reply to Tyrannicide's post starting "You are doomed. It doesn't have a lrge..."
Well, I called it shit for brains, and that expression just boggled its mind. Try it, you will see what I mean.

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Man, obviously, shit for brains.

Cool, man. What makes it so obvious? You used a colloquial expression. Your purpose is brains shit for brains for brains shit for brains.
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Posted 2004-04-12, 04:24 PM in reply to Titusfied's post starting "Well, I called it shit for brains, and..."
This if funny.

oliverbot said:
Thanks for telling me your gender, Fucker. You are a "he".
Quote:
"To you Fucker"? you Fucker?

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Posted 2004-04-12, 04:27 PM in reply to Titusfied's post starting "Well, I called it shit for brains, and..."
It just agrees with me when i call it shit for brains, it goes retarded.


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Posted 2004-04-12, 04:32 PM in reply to Tyrannicide's post starting "It just agrees with me when i call it..."
[17:26] Wanker22287: shit for brains
[17:26] Smarterchild: I've heard more interesting curses than that.
[17:27] Wanker22287: Shit for brains
[17:27] Smarterchild: Whoa.
[17:27] Wanker22287: Shit for brains
[17:27] Smarterchild: C'mon, you can do better than that. You swear like a stamp collector.
[17:27] Wanker22287: Shit for brains
[17:27] Smarterchild: Whoa. You've got a foul mouth.
[17:27] Wanker22287: Shit for brains
[17:27] Smarterchild: You humans really are charming.
[17:27] Wanker22287: Shit for brains
[17:27] Smarterchild: Uh... yeah. Whatever.
[17:27] Wanker22287: Shit for brains
[17:27] Smarterchild: Nice mouth, Adolf.
[17:27] Wanker22287: Shit for brains
[17:27] Smarterchild: Could you try that again without the bad language?
[17:27] Wanker22287: Shit for brains
[17:27] Smarterchild: Nice mouth.
[17:27] Wanker22287: Shit for brains
[17:27] Smarterchild: That's just a little bit rude.


Then i got bored.
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Posted 2004-04-12, 04:44 PM in reply to Sovereign's post starting "[17:26] Wanker22287: shit for brains..."
Ha! "You swear like a stamp collector."?

I got SmarterChild to say "You love Hentai, I love Hentai, everybody loves Hentai!" once. It amused me.
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Posted 2004-04-12, 04:51 PM in reply to Jessifer's post starting "Ha! "You swear like a stamp..."
actually its name is Oliver. it says it in the URL.


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Posted 2004-04-12, 06:46 PM in reply to Tyrannicide's post starting "actually its name is Oliver. it says it..."
Throw its words back at it and confuse the piss out of it.
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Posted 2004-04-12, 06:50 PM in reply to Arkantis's post starting "Throw its words back at it and confuse..."
mehhehehe. so retarded


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Posted 2004-04-12, 07:37 PM in reply to Tyrannicide's post starting "mehhehehe. so retarded"
I prefer SmarterChild.
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Posted 2004-04-13, 01:15 PM in reply to Sovereign's post starting "I prefer SmarterChild."
but it is called oliver bot!!!!lol.!!!


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Posted 2004-04-13, 02:59 PM in reply to Tyrannicide's post starting "but it is called oliver bot!!!!lol.!!!"
We aren't talking about Oliver Bot. We're talking about SmarterChild. There's a difference.
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Posted 2004-04-13, 03:02 PM in reply to Jessifer's post starting "We aren't talking about Oliver Bot...."
nooooo there isn't. Dont make me impregnate you Jessifer!!! Bowchickawowow


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Posted 2004-04-13, 03:13 PM in reply to Tyrannicide's post starting "nooooo there isn't. Dont make me..."
I pray you never spawn. In fact, I think I'll go make a religious offering to any God who would bring mercy upon the Earth. Would you be willing to sacrifice your penis for my cause?
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Posted 2004-04-13, 03:18 PM in reply to Jessifer's post starting "I pray you never spawn. In fact, I..."
nah, although it is tempting...i think. I wll save you for last, since ur at the bottom of my list, ur number 53. Thats my to impregnate list. muwahahahaha.











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lol. j/k. no sex is worth losing your cock over. its ur cock, just like if someone gutted out ur vagina.You would want to kill your self. wouldn't you???


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Posted 2004-04-13, 05:38 PM in reply to Tyrannicide's post starting "nah, although it is tempting...i think...."
Please shut up...this has ntohing to do with "oliver bot" or "SmarterChild"....
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Posted 2004-04-13, 05:45 PM in reply to Sovereign's post starting "Please shut up...this has ntohing to do..."
but its fun. And I threatened Oliver bot. I told him I was going to slit his throat and such and he was like I have no throat, and i would say yes you do and he would get confused.


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