Your best pick up line

"Hey you dropped something."
"What?"
"My jaw."

lmao, nice one.


Man: "Are your parents retarted?"
Girl: What, Why?
Man: Cause your a very special person.

Saw that on MtV lol

Yes very nice platnum, keep them coming. Livewire those ones are funny and cool also. I have no pickup lines, sometimes i joke around with girls using the old "I lost my number, can I have yours".

"Did you put windex on your pants?"
"No, Why?"
"Cause i can see myself in them."

Hi2u!!!! sex k?


Always works

Hi2u!!!! sex k? Always works

lol. Dude that was fucking funny... I'm really sad right now and i was actually laughing out loud.

A few years ago, a buddy bet me five bucks, that if I went up to a girl and said something crude, she would kick me in the nuts.


I did. I walked up to a blonde eighth grader and said "Bang you for a buck." I got the money. She didn't hit me in the nutsack. She started scratching at my face and pulling my hair.

Hi2u!!!! sex k? Always works

PwNT!





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Sounds like Chooser's intarweb dates

I've always been fond of "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"