Saddam working for the U.S.!

If saddam works for the U.S. then he works for the Media branch of the U.S. .. yes, the media branch which controls all of the 'news' in the days. And the media controls our governments decisions. I mean, if any big time newspaper said something happend, this or that, whatever, we'd all be gullible enough to believe it.

When the redneck hillbilly stupid republican bastard goes blaring off that iraq has 'weapons of mass destruction' me musta got the films from when the soviet union was in power and popped it in and started to choke on his 'snacks' and declared war on iraq.

Now, I believe that we never caught saddam, it was either one of his clones, or possibly I believe that the whole thing was set up. The capture, the videos that the government released, and the actor that plays saddam.

There are no actual interrogations going on at this moment, The real saddam hussien and osama 'bin laden' are in a nice building filled with their essential goods, and they will be prompted when to come out and make an audio tape for when the news has nothing better to report.