"Anti-Poem" #1 - Angst/Preps/Jocks/Druggies

Anti - Angst/Preps/Jocks/Druggies

Please stop saying
That your life just sucks.
You’re rich and you’re popular
And have a ton of luck.
You get great grades
Though probably by cheating.
You certainly have no trouble
Finding someone to date.
Of course you don’t smoke weed!
The smell of it’s not coming from you.
Though you might want to consider
Using a bit more cologne.
After that please get away from me.
The mixture of your pot and your lies
Is giving me a headache…


End
Copyright me. Ect ect.

Yeah, the Anti-Poem's kinda all suck. I'll post more of their ultimate crappiness tomorrow. I only wrote them because I was forced to, mind you.

good, but it is filled with sterotypes. Some may call me a "football jock"... but i dont do weed, get drunk all that often...and i am very shy when it comes to getting a date.. much easier if the girl asks me LOL. But if there is a girl who just blows my mind, i will talk to her.

That's all of the stereotypes in the school I went to. I knew not one person who didn't fit them. It doesn't apply to every school, though.

true true. i dont really know all jocks, but some of em fit that pretty damn well

I know some people who fit that description exactly.