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Posted 2003-12-02, 09:01 PM in reply to Sovereign's post starting "it reduces your sperm count you know!"
I love my Mountain Dew like it were my sex god.
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Posted 2003-12-02, 09:04 PM
it reduces your sperm count you know!
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Posted 2003-12-02, 09:11 PM in reply to Sovereign's post starting "it reduces your sperm count you know!"
Sovereign said:
it reduces your sperm count you know!
It would if I actually had a sperm count...

...Which quite thankfully, I don't.
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Posted 2003-12-02, 09:20 PM in reply to Sovereign's post starting "it reduces your sperm count you know!"
Just a note, Yellow 5 actually has absolutely no affect on your penis or sperm count, it's a myth.
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Posted 2003-12-02, 09:40 PM in reply to Sovereign's post starting "it reduces your sperm count you know!"
Wearing wool underwear decreases your sperm count.

And Nestea Ice Tea is good.
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Posted 2003-12-02, 09:46 PM in reply to Sovereign's post starting "it reduces your sperm count you know!"
Nestea is only good if it's unsweetened. I can't stand any of that flavored crap.

And btw. Tea increases the chances of conception! WOO!
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Posted 2003-12-02, 09:48 PM in reply to Sovereign's post starting "it reduces your sperm count you know!"
Yeah... if you want a little bastard running around.

Il papa caca nei legno?
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Posted 2003-12-02, 09:48 PM in reply to Sovereign's post starting "it reduces your sperm count you know!"
And who's to say I don't?
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Posted 2003-12-02, 09:51 PM in reply to Sovereign's post starting "it reduces your sperm count you know!"
Xenn said:
Wearing wool underwear decreases your sperm count.
yes due to the fact that it creates to much heat, and heats your nuts over the production temperature for sperm.
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Posted 2003-12-03, 08:25 AM in reply to Sovereign's post starting "it reduces your sperm count you know!"
Fun fact:

Testicles dangle from the body so they can get a bit cooler than the body itself. Anything that holds them closer to the body than normal or heats them decreases your sperm count.

Boxers or freeball people.
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Posted 2003-12-03, 02:19 PM in reply to Sovereign's post starting "it reduces your sperm count you know!"
!King_Amazon! said:
Fun fact:

Testicles dangle from the body so they can get a bit cooler than the body itself. Anything that holds them closer to the body than normal or heats them decreases your sperm count.

Boxers or freeball people.
yea most everyone already knows this.. and you have a higher risk of having retarded children if you where traditional underwear.
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Posted 2003-12-03, 02:20 PM in reply to Sovereign's post starting "it reduces your sperm count you know!"
You know, this could become a totally different thread...
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Posted 2003-12-03, 02:26 PM in reply to Sovereign's post starting "it reduces your sperm count you know!"
I think it has already...
Last edited by WetWired; 2003-12-03 at 03:40 PM.
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Posted 2003-12-03, 03:14 PM in reply to Sovereign's post starting "it reduces your sperm count you know!"
Doofus_AW said:
I think it has already...
Yep, even has it's own special number and everything.
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Posted 2003-12-03, 03:50 PM in reply to Sovereign's post starting "it reduces your sperm count you know!"
I just love the title of the thread.
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Posted 2003-12-03, 04:23 PM in reply to Sovereign's post starting "it reduces your sperm count you know!"
RaZ said:
Xenn said:
Wearing wool underwear decreases your sperm count.
yes due to the fact that it creates to much heat, and heats your nuts over the production temperature for sperm.
This is a serious problem that happen to most truck driver.
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Posted 2003-12-03, 04:30 PM in reply to Sovereign's post starting "it reduces your sperm count you know!"
Jessifer said:
I just love the title of the thread.
Would you like to suggest something different?
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Posted 2003-12-03, 04:34 PM in reply to Sovereign's post starting "it reduces your sperm count you know!"
Jessifer said:
I just love the title of the thread.
You been shoving bottles ?
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Posted 2003-12-03, 05:55 PM in reply to Sovereign's post starting "it reduces your sperm count you know!"
Oh my!
I use to be a shoe shinner now I sip Aunt Jamima, I go to sleep in Europe and wake back up in China. CLUB 977 The 80's Channel!!!!! -winamp radio is heaven on earth
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Posted 2003-12-03, 06:02 PM in reply to Sovereign's post starting "it reduces your sperm count you know!"
For some reason I thought this thread consisted of mountain sex goats. Hmm...
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