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View Poll Results: Whats the best substitute for a condom?
Sock 2 6.90%
Paper Bag 2 6.90%
Tin Foil 4 13.79%
Tape 6 20.69%
Other (plz state) 15 51.72%
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Grin best supstitute for a condom
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Posted 2003-01-24, 02:00 PM
A man desperatly needs help! Hes out of condoms and he needs a substitute! He rumages thrrough his house and he finds several things that might work! Please vote and tell him wich is the best substitute!
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Posted 2003-01-24, 02:04 PM in reply to -Spector-'s post "best supstitute for a condom"
plastic wrap... sock would give you no feeling, tin foil would cut his weenie
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Posted 2003-01-24, 02:11 PM in reply to -Spector-'s post "best supstitute for a condom"
yea definitly some plastic wrap

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Posted 2003-01-24, 02:36 PM in reply to -Spector-'s post "best supstitute for a condom"
Adrenachrome said:
yea definitly some plastic wrap
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Posted 2003-01-24, 03:10 PM in reply to -Spector-'s post "best supstitute for a condom"
tape might work lol (kinda uncomfortable lol)
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Posted 2003-01-24, 03:15 PM in reply to -Spector-'s post "best supstitute for a condom"
Tape wouldn't be uncomfortable, I don't think, until you were done.
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Posted 2003-01-24, 03:50 PM in reply to -Spector-'s post "best supstitute for a condom"
and you had to rip it off and it pulled out your pubes, ow!
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Posted 2003-01-24, 04:38 PM in reply to -Spector-'s post "best supstitute for a condom"
like rabber said plastic wrap would do i guess lol
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Posted 2003-01-24, 06:28 PM in reply to -Spector-'s post "best supstitute for a condom"
Hahaha that would suck lol
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Posted 2003-01-24, 06:57 PM in reply to -Spector-'s post "best supstitute for a condom"
something plastic would be a better choice than anything, or rubber
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Posted 2003-01-24, 07:37 PM in reply to -Spector-'s post "best supstitute for a condom"
a mouth
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Posted 2003-01-24, 07:50 PM in reply to -Spector-'s post "best supstitute for a condom"
yea good point..rofl

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Posted 2003-01-24, 08:11 PM in reply to -Spector-'s post "best supstitute for a condom"
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a mouth

Il papa caca nei legno?
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Posted 2003-01-25, 05:30 PM in reply to -Spector-'s post "best supstitute for a condom"
i agree a mouth would be quite nice hehe
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Posted 2003-01-26, 12:51 AM in reply to -Spector-'s post "best supstitute for a condom"
ziplock bag?...not as good as plastic bag, but its an option...
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Posted 2003-01-26, 02:57 AM in reply to -Spector-'s post "best supstitute for a condom"
Tell that biznitch to get her shit cut and go inside.

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Posted 2003-01-27, 12:55 PM in reply to -Spector-'s post "best supstitute for a condom"
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a mouth
haha ya
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Posted 2003-01-27, 01:16 PM in reply to -Spector-'s post "best supstitute for a condom"
Jesus, just go with the good ole withdrawal technique, but beware, its harder than you think it would be... Any of those options would either cause too much friction for the girl and be very uncomfortable or could cut her up if not you as well.

A.K.A. jsut make sure you have a condom or don't plan on having sex...
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Posted 2003-01-27, 03:03 PM in reply to -Spector-'s post "best supstitute for a condom"
that no fun....
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Posted 2003-01-27, 03:16 PM in reply to -Spector-'s post "best supstitute for a condom"
I'd rather go with my idea.
You dont have to use a condom, you dont have to pull out, you cant have a baby, and you still get to have sex.

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