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Posted 2005-03-01, 07:38 AM
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Posted 2005-03-01, 07:44 AM in reply to D3V's post "Steps in overcoming Wack-sterbation"
Too old!
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Posted 2005-03-01, 09:54 AM in reply to D3V's post "Steps in overcoming Wack-sterbation"
Always remember what Jesus taught us about masturbation. HE SAID NEVER DO IT OR YOU'RE GOING TO HELL
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zonalon is neither ape nor machine; has so far settled for the in-between
 
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Posted 2005-03-01, 11:33 AM in reply to zonalon's post starting "Always remember what Jesus taught us..."
You do it don't you???

Anyone with that opinion must do it...
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Posted 2005-03-01, 02:24 PM in reply to D3V's post "Steps in overcoming Wack-sterbation"
Amusing. But polygamy is/was okay?
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Posted 2005-03-01, 02:31 PM in reply to khwiii's post starting "Amusing. But polygamy is/was okay?"
Of course, because the founder didn't have to masterbate because he had all his buddys daughters to marry and rape.
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Posted 2005-03-01, 02:38 PM in reply to Kaneda's post starting "Of course, because the founder didn't..."
Masturbate. Masterbate is incorrect I believe.
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Posted 2005-03-01, 02:48 PM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "Masturbate. Masterbate is incorrect I..."
Yes, I'm a chronic masturbator .
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Posted 2005-03-01, 02:52 PM in reply to kaos's post starting "Yes, I'm a chronic masturbator :(."
Join the club. I masturbate while I'm talking to people. All of the time.
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