Steps in overcoming Wack-sterbation
 

Too old!

Always remember what Jesus taught us about masturbation. HE SAID NEVER DO IT OR YOU'RE GOING TO HELL

You do it don't you???

Anyone with that opinion must do it...

Amusing. But polygamy is/was okay?

Of course, because the founder didn't have to masterbate because he had all his buddys daughters to marry and rape.

Masturbate. Masterbate is incorrect I believe.

Yes, I'm a chronic masturbator :(.

Join the club. I masturbate while I'm talking to people. All of the time.

Lol...

Have you ever masturbated...while high?

It's fucking awesome, because it takes forever and I can finish a 2 mb lesbo clip...

LMAO! Wooo WHOO!!! I finished a whole one! YES I'm the man!
What exactly do you mean while your talking to people? Via AIM, Phone, in Person?

Man, have you ever masturbated....... ON WEED!?

That's really some sticky icky icky.. put it in the air..

You do. It's fucking disturbing. And then you send me the porn too. That's like one step away from circle jerking.

My favorite movie.

What movie?

Half Baked, damnit!

I do that all the time, it's invigorating.

And if you don't masturbate, no matter the reason, joo's a fag.

Sorry to say, Harold and Kumar owned the hell out of Half Baked, Cheech and Chong, the rest of them.

I loved Cheech and Chong, and half baked wasn't horrible(it wasn't great either.

I masturbate when people are talking to me on AIM(not BECAUSE they are talking to me, they just happen to be talking to me while I masturbate.)

I've masturbated while high plenty of times, it's great.

The best is masturbating anywhere, in any condition.