Really Stupid Quotes

My GOD it's UN#1.

Originally posted by User Name # 1 09-27-2002 07:39 PM 09-28-2002 04:49 PM

Heh, my bad.

And Bluecube, did you get those from the link from bored.com?

lol first time i've seen grav get pwn3d

Originally posted by BlueCube ""Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff." - Mariah Carey "Baseball is 90% mental. The other half is physical." - Baseball great Yogi Berra We are unable to announce the weather. We depend on weather reports from the airport, which is closed, due to weather. Whether we will be able to give you a weather report tomorrow will depend on the weather. - Arab News report "Solutions are not the answer." - Richard Nixon "You can hardly tell where the computer models finish and the real dinosaurs begin" -Laura Dern, on Jurassic Park "I've got to run now and relax. The doctor told me to relax. The doctor told me. He was the one. He said, 'Relax'." - Former President George Bush, at the end of a press conference at Andrews Air Force Base # # "Depositing the room key into another person is prohibited." - sign displayed in a Japanese Hotel

All of those are really funny...the one britney spears said was funny 2.

She isnt the sharpest tool in the shed

No, she's not, but I wouldn't turn down a pity fuck.

Yeah your right, I wouldnt either

Originally posted by Jamesadin And Bluecube, did you get those from the link from bored.com?

Nah, just did a google search for "Stupid Quotes." Got lots of pages, I just posted my favorite ones..

548,000 results, so many stupid quotes..

"What is HTML"
-- Web mastering teacher

"I'm learning C+. Yes, I am learning C+"
-- Web mastering teacher

"The earth is four Million years old.
-- Biology teacher

The last one kind of has a story 2 go with it. We were talking about H2O (water) in our IPC class when we had a sub. A sub, overhearing our conversation looked at us and said "I love that song" (referring to h to the izzo by jay-z)