"What is HTML"
-- Web mastering teacher

"I'm learning C+. Yes, I am learning C+"
-- Web mastering teacher

"The earth is four Million years old.
-- Biology teacher

The last one kind of has a story 2 go with it. We were talking about H2O (water) in our IPC class when we had a sub. A sub, overhearing our conversation looked at us and said "I love that song" (referring to h to the izzo by jay-z)