Fastest you've driven?

OOH...I forgot to say, like two dayz ago I got reley high and decided for some reason to go eat @[email protected] on my way home there was a cop right behind me while I was driving so I was thinking "I think he wants to race"....hmm anyway it turned up it was a cop at first but then transforumed into a truck.

Well, the difference in going 140 miles at 70 and 140 miles at 100 is 36 minutes.

You get high and then go eat!? How original.

About 125mph. I dunno maybe faster. My car only registered 120.

That's not the point tho. The point is they didn't give me the chicken sandwich I ordered and gave me a fish sandwich instead.

The fastest I ever went was about 103 in a rental...Chevy Cavalier, '00 I think. Anyways, it was like 1 in the morning, and me and my bros were coming up the hill from visiting some friends, and we needed to get home...didnt even realize i was going that fast because there was no traffic. Now I got a '95 Nissan XE and the speedometer don't work, and the transmission is fucked, so I only get 2nd and 3rd (not even reverse) and i can barely do the limit on the freeway and it sounds like the engine is going to blow up with the force of 20 nuclear warheads. O.O Anyways, the Cavalier was stock, so I think thats pretty fast...

I don't get high and eat... why do people think they need to get high to eat? You just need love, thats all

Because of sugar imbalances

Lol, you don't get high just to eat. I only feel like eating if I've already been hungry THEN smoke, then I can eat anything.

but if you had love, your love would buy you chocolates and candy hearts! all the sugar you need!

That's not the point tho. The point is they didn't give me the chicken sandwich I ordered and gave me a fish sandwich instead.

I waited 30 minutes at McDonalds for a McChicken. I got the McChicken and then demanded for more McChickens. Those bitches only gave me one more. BITCHES.

WHAT??? Are you serious???!

Daym that's some fucked up shit. Btw when I'm high I can have sex for like 5 times longer .

So what's that 25 seconds or so? Heh.

ZING @ Kaos.

CBR 900 belonged to 'Yancy' 140mph

Used to have a pic of the bruises on my back from my shirt flapping...

Hahah nice. So does anyone actually have pics? Or am I the only one retarded enough to photograph the speedometer while traveling at triple-digit speeds?

The latter.

I try not to keep proof of an illegal activity :-\

Well if you knew the way I drive then you would believe me if I told you that I discovered the hard way that the governor on my car is at 107. There should be no need for evidence and I have no intention of going above 105 to take a picture in the near future.

I was goin 130 the other day. The fastest I've ever gone... it was in a 55 on the highway.... I drove by a cop that was stopped on the side of the road and the cop for one reason or another didnt do shit. Catch me when I'm going 130 in my step moms M3... gl hf no noobs please