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Posted 2005-03-26, 11:19 PM in reply to slaynish's post starting "When i say 1 lb i mean start at like 3..."
Alright first I rig an IV constantly pumping ecstacy into my bloodstream.

Second, I go skydiving with a naked 10.

Third, I have sex while skydiving, this is possible so shut the fuck up.

Fourth, ninjas come out of nowehre while I am in the middle of this, and decapitate both of us.

Fifth, I land on a cross on the ground in crucifiable form. And the chick lands on a lever that makes the cross pop upright. My head lands on a button that sets off a huge fireworks show above my head, and her head lands on my cock.

Final step, jaba the hutt comes out of nowhere and freezes everything in carbonate and every day at least 100,000 people worship me.
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