Best Quotes from...Anything

"Hey farva! what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzerella sticks?"

"Tribal sovereignty means that. It's sovereign. You're a ... you're a ... you've been given sovereignty and you're viewed as a sovereign entity."

This was the President's answer to the following question;

Most school kids learn about government in the context of city, county, state and federal, and of course, tribal governments are not part of that at all. Mr. President, you have been a governor and a president, so you have unique experience looking at it from two directions. What do you think tribal sovereignty means in the 21st century and how do we resolve conflicts between tribes and the federal and state governments?

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Shenanigans?

"no matter how far a jackass travels it will never return a horse" batou

"only to things can survive a nuclear war cockroaches and twinkies" peter
same episode
"with out guns who would our forefathers solved there problems" peter

Bad Dudes




Battle Rangers




Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga





Final Fantasy 4

I had a bard on Everquest II named Spoony for a while.

On that line: http://zanyvg.overclocked.org/

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
- Dean Martin


Also, another Winston Churchill one:
"Sir, you are drunk."
- Lady Astor to Winston Churchill.

"Yes, and you, madam, are ugly, but in the morning I shall be sober."
- Winston Churchill's reply


And finally: They only call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully.

-Richard Dawkins