Mother Fucking Mothers!

1) Yes I do. 2) Please. 3) Nope, I'm actually too kind to you. Stop with your fake PHD in psychology bullshit that every twat on an internet forum tries to pull when they are being called out - life isn't that predictable. However, I can predict that you are going to have your face ripped cleanly off by a meat grinder. 4) Because my mission is not over until you have all been destroyed. My problem is that I don't like whiny little idiots who read self help books. Your life and problems are meaningless to anyone and everyone; suck it up or kill yourself.

(1) No...you don't.
(2) w/e
(3) I'm not trying to do the psychology thing, I actually want to know more about you.
(4) you really are sad

I don't read self-help books. My life has more meaning to me than yours probably does to a lot of people, which would explain why you're such an asshole. I do suck it up, but I lend sympathy and caring to others because I am the opposite of you: a kind person.