Bars

It's not simply looks and smarts, though. There's a level of charisma that must be there. If not, everything else just goes to hell. Take, for instance, a young lady that I worked with until very recently. She was attractive and intelligent (at least, I assumed so, as she is a pharmacy student), but she had the unfortunate tendency to use terms such as "gay," "retarded," and, well, "ballsack," in public at volume levels that were clearly unacceptable. Imagine the looks on the faces of suburban pharmacy customers when this pretty young intern refers to herself as a "retard" while engaging in a transaction or yells out "ballsack" while having a conversation in front of a line of 5 customers. And no, she does not have Tourette's Syndrome.
At any rate, back to my original point: looks and intelligence must be complimented by class...and I guess I'm going to be single for the rest of my damn life. Shit.