This is why I don't even bother trying to meet chicks in bars. Well, this, and the fact that single chicks who do the bar/club scene are generally tramps (an opinion likely influenced by the fact that I'm in goddamned Pittsburgh). I'm working on this whole "looking for smart, sexy girls at a museum or library" theory.
Sounds like the quest for the holy grail imo. Tell me if you are successful. Usually its a trade off between looks and smarts but there are occasionally some cuties that have some intelligence. You just have to be lucky to find them.