but I figured since I'm wearing a pink shirt, I might as well bring my level of raging homosexuality for myself to an all-time high.
God dammit!! Why the fuck does this keep happening?! I have to have a mouth full of soda when I read this kind of shit, and I end up spitting half of it all over my monitor! It's never just before I'm about to take a drink, or just after I've swallowed, it's always when I've got a mouthful of Mountain Dew!