Battles

I remember reading these battles in some game magazine. Forgot which ones. I want your opinions.

The 'skilled' and daring rubberband woman...
Lara Croft from Tomb Raider
VS
The ass kicking while chewing bubble gum invincible man...
Duke Nukem from Duke Nukem!

The true friend and daring boy of mystical adventures...
Ash Ketchum from Pokemon
VS
The undying, relentless, powerhouse brute of horrors...
Nemesis from Resident Evil 3

The powerhouse spellcaster,Saiyan Lookalike (in final form) that confused many FF players for a girl at the first Cinema.
Kuja from Final Fantasy 9
VS
One of the newest Anime characters after Pokemon who is extremely cute and lovable and cares for his owner.
Hamtaro from Hamtaro TV Show

Edit: Change of Plans.
1) Duke- Since he has the shrink ray gun, shrink Lara and step on her =D Or expand her and let her blow up.
2) Nemesis. Pokemons are nice, but this guy just doesn't know when to friggen stay down and die. Whats Ash gonna do? Pigeotto? Nemesis has a rocket launcher XD Raining feathers eh?
3) Hamtaro man. While Kuja is casting that little thing is gonna run up and bite him 'Right Where It Hurts'. Kuja is on his back twitching and they're gonna do the Ham-Ham tap dance on his face.