DFD's Humurous AIM logs #1.

These are of me and my friend Chris, on this pc, which is in CA, which is not where I live.
So these are by far not my best material therefore I am shoving a couple into the same thread.

This is one of the suckiest logs I have.

chris: Hello. chris: I got a celphone. chris: Do you have a celphone? chris: I think not. chris: Therefore I am of higher rank than you. chris: In the eyes of god. DoctorSonic: The eyes of god is tainted with alcohol and cheap hookers.

This one was... semi-descent. You'll have to wait until I get home for my best work... I will be home on or a day or two after the 15th.

Session Start (AIM - doctorsonic:chrissite com): Wed Nov 27 00:58:31 2002 [00:58:Wednesday:November:27:2002] chrissite com: Hey. [00:58:Wednesday:November:27:2002] DoctorSonic: Move your legs like the dutch. [00:59:Wednesday:November:27:2002] chrissite com: That's what I told this girl but she wouldn't. [00:59:Wednesday:November:27:2002] DoctorSonic: You didnt give her proper incentive. [00:59:Wednesday:November:27:2002] chrissite com: She saw my manly physique. [01:00:Wednesday:November:27:2002] DoctorSonic: And said "Neh... Mine is bigger." [01:00:Wednesday:November:27:2002] chrissite com: So she was talking about her leg. [01:00:Wednesday:November:27:2002] chrissite com: And it was. [01:02:Wednesday:November:27:2002] DoctorSonic: Thats what I was talking about. [01:04:Wednesday:November:27:2002] DoctorSonic: Man my wrist hella hurts for some reason. [01:05:Wednesday:November:27:2002] DoctorSonic: Its the sole thing preventing me from my hourly ejaculation. [01:05:Wednesday:November:27:2002] DoctorSonic: I mean minutely. [01:06:Wednesday:November:27:2002] chrissite com: Ha. [01:06:Wednesday:November:27:2002] chrissite com: My arm is fine. [01:06:Wednesday:November:27:2002] chrissite com: Stronger than ever. [01:06:Wednesday:November:27:2002] chrissite com: Thanks to my minutely ejaculation. [01:06:Wednesday:November:27:2002] chrissite com: You don't do it right. [01:06:Wednesday:November:27:2002] DoctorSonic: Yeah they're great for excersize. [01:06:Wednesday:November:27:2002] chrissite com: That's why you have been disowned. [01:07:Wednesday:November:27:2002] chrissite com: (Link: http://www.kyocera-wireless.com/2200...35_support.htm)http://www.kyocera-wireless.com/2200...35_support.htm [01:07:Wednesday:November:27:2002] chrissite com: <<---Got that. [01:08:Wednesday:November:27:2002] DoctorSonic: (Link: http://about:blank)http://about:blank [01:08:Wednesday:November:27:2002] DoctorSonic: <<--- Got that. [01:10:Wednesday:November:27:2002] chrissite com: I have unlimited nights and weekends too. [01:11:Wednesday:November:27:2002] DoctorSonic: That's what my Mom has. [01:11:Wednesday:November:27:2002] DoctorSonic: Its cool. [01:11:Wednesday:November:27:2002] DoctorSonic: I call china. [01:11:Wednesday:November:27:2002] DoctorSonic: Since she has free long distance. [01:11:Wednesday:November:27:2002] chrissite com: Mines only in the u.s. [01:11:Wednesday:November:27:2002] chrissite com: Most are. [01:11:Wednesday:November:27:2002] chrissite com: She's probably gonna get an insane bill if you're mistaken. [01:11:Wednesday:November:27:2002] DoctorSonic: Hers probably is too.

As I have said, expect much much better quality logs when I get back, these are from hella long ago as you can tell. Me and him can get into this whole conversation about the smallest things, explain every single detail about it, come up with why the goverment (often referred to as the hick term 'gubbermunt') is trying to use it against us, and then switch to another topic. :P
Most of our good stuff (which you will see in a matter of weeks) is totally random, off-beat humor but seems viable to the naked third party eye.