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DaFrigginDoctah 2003-06-03 12:56 AM

DFD's Humurous AIM logs #1.
 
These are of me and my friend Chris, on this pc, which is in CA, which is not where I live.
So these are by far not my best material therefore I am shoving a couple into the same thread.

This is one of the suckiest logs I have.
Quote:

chris: Hello.
chris: I got a celphone.
chris: Do you have a celphone?
chris: I think not.
chris: Therefore I am of higher rank than you.
chris: In the eyes of god.
DoctorSonic: The eyes of god is tainted with alcohol and cheap hookers.
This one was... semi-descent. You'll have to wait until I get home for my best work... I will be home on or a day or two after the 15th.
Quote:

Session Start (AIM - doctorsonic:chrissite com): Wed Nov 27 00:58:31 2002
[00:58:Wednesday:November:27:2002] chrissite com: Hey.
[00:58:Wednesday:November:27:2002] DoctorSonic: Move your legs like the dutch.
[00:59:Wednesday:November:27:2002] chrissite com: That's what I told this girl but she wouldn't.
[00:59:Wednesday:November:27:2002] DoctorSonic: You didnt give her proper incentive.
[00:59:Wednesday:November:27:2002] chrissite com: She saw my manly physique.
[01:00:Wednesday:November:27:2002] DoctorSonic: And said "Neh... Mine is bigger."
[01:00:Wednesday:November:27:2002] chrissite com: So she was talking about her leg.
[01:00:Wednesday:November:27:2002] chrissite com: And it was.
[01:02:Wednesday:November:27:2002] DoctorSonic: Thats what I was talking about.
[01:04:Wednesday:November:27:2002] DoctorSonic: Man my wrist hella hurts for some reason.
[01:05:Wednesday:November:27:2002] DoctorSonic: Its the sole thing preventing me from my hourly ejaculation.
[01:05:Wednesday:November:27:2002] DoctorSonic: I mean minutely.
[01:06:Wednesday:November:27:2002] chrissite com: Ha.
[01:06:Wednesday:November:27:2002] chrissite com: My arm is fine.
[01:06:Wednesday:November:27:2002] chrissite com: Stronger than ever.
[01:06:Wednesday:November:27:2002] chrissite com: Thanks to my minutely ejaculation.
[01:06:Wednesday:November:27:2002] chrissite com: You don't do it right.
[01:06:Wednesday:November:27:2002] DoctorSonic: Yeah they're great for excersize.
[01:06:Wednesday:November:27:2002] chrissite com: That's why you have been disowned.
[01:07:Wednesday:November:27:2002] chrissite com: (Link: http://www.kyocera-wireless.com/2200...35_support.htm)http://www.kyocera-wireless.com/2200...35_support.htm
[01:07:Wednesday:November:27:2002] chrissite com: <<---Got that.
[01:08:Wednesday:November:27:2002] DoctorSonic: (Link: http://about:blank)http://about:blank
[01:08:Wednesday:November:27:2002] DoctorSonic: <<--- Got that.
[01:10:Wednesday:November:27:2002] chrissite com: I have unlimited nights and weekends too.
[01:11:Wednesday:November:27:2002] DoctorSonic: That's what my Mom has.
[01:11:Wednesday:November:27:2002] DoctorSonic: Its cool.
[01:11:Wednesday:November:27:2002] DoctorSonic: I call china.
[01:11:Wednesday:November:27:2002] DoctorSonic: Since she has free long distance.
[01:11:Wednesday:November:27:2002] chrissite com: Mines only in the u.s.
[01:11:Wednesday:November:27:2002] chrissite com: Most are.
[01:11:Wednesday:November:27:2002] chrissite com: She's probably gonna get an insane bill if you're mistaken.
[01:11:Wednesday:November:27:2002] DoctorSonic: Hers probably is too.
As I have said, expect much much better quality logs when I get back, these are from hella long ago as you can tell. Me and him can get into this whole conversation about the smallest things, explain every single detail about it, come up with why the goverment (often referred to as the hick term 'gubbermunt') is trying to use it against us, and then switch to another topic. :P
Most of our good stuff (which you will see in a matter of weeks) is totally random, off-beat humor but seems viable to the naked third party eye.

Gsus 2003-06-03 01:16 AM

PepitoDevilMan: i like aba-zaba
EvilSpaniard: poo?
PepitoDevilMan: no!
PepitoDevilMan: die!
PepitoDevilMan: die u eveil evil bastard!
EvilSpaniard: poo!
PepitoDevilMan: i cast light bolt of DESTRUCTION!
EvilSpaniard: *flies away*
PepitoDevilMan: HUHAHAH
EvilSpaniard: i'll get you, you twat!
PepitoDevilMan: i cast frost of hunger
PepitoDevilMan: u now crave food
EvilSpaniard: i throw slaynish on you
PepitoDevilMan: EPPP
PepitoDevilMan: haha
PepitoDevilMan: slaynish
PepitoDevilMan: i block it with a zagggon
EvilSpaniard: which makes me the victor
EvilSpaniard: nos!
EvilSpaniard: fine!
EvilSpaniard: i call upon my most powerful person throwing attack!
EvilSpaniard: *throws TacoX on you*
PepitoDevilMan: i use randuin to make a spam shield
PepitoDevilMan: i cast a WW to buy your isp and dc you!
EvilSpaniard: *TacoX uses his skill to build a website completely out of phpNuke templates without no skill, and launches it against Raziel, therefore providing countless hours of entertainment for his talkative ways!*
PepitoDevilMan: wetwired=teh bling bling $$$
PepitoDevilMan: eeeeep

EX-Mania 2003-06-03 07:01 AM

SOme people have very small lives or none at all, we have 2 fine examples of those people up there :o

"CRØNîC-KîLLå" 2003-06-03 07:25 AM

omfg this thread is funny as hell...

Hades-Knight 2003-06-03 12:09 PM

Heh amateurs......you should see Shade and I convos, they get even better when grav and penguin join in.

Gsus 2003-06-03 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EX-Mania
SOme people have very small lives or none at all, we have 2 fine examples of those people up there :o

right...Either that or its a good example of people who actually have friends and a sense of humor, But i wouldn't expect you to know anything about that. :noid:

Eddie_Perez 2003-06-03 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EX-Mania
SOme people have very small lives or none at all, we have 2 fine examples of those people up there :o


Plz dont come to these threads if thats all your gonna do... go sell your grease...

Titusfied 2003-06-03 03:07 PM

Those weren't very funny, although I though Gsus's was clever at times...

Penguin 2003-06-03 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Knight-Rider
Heh amateurs......you should see Shade and I convos, they get even better when grav and penguin join in.

:killgrin:

DaFrigginDoctah 2003-06-03 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Knight-Rider
Heh amateurs......you should see Shade and I convos, they get even better when grav and penguin join in.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Titusfied
Those weren't very funny, although I though Gsus's was clever at times...

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaFrigginDoctah

As I have said, expect much much better quality logs when I get back, these are from hella long ago as you can tell.

^.^

Titusfied 2003-06-03 07:47 PM

I understand that, but why even post that garbage, you aren't getting a good name out for this forum right now...

Grav 2003-06-03 09:16 PM

These are probably people he paid to listen to him. It's obvious he can't have any real friends. Especially if they have to listen to shit like that.

Quote:

chris: Therefore I am of higher rank than you.
chris: In the eyes of god.
DoctorSonic: The eyes of god is tainted with alcohol and cheap hookers.
Go go gadget G.E.D.

DaFrigginDoctah 2003-06-03 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GMan
These are probably people he paid to listen to him. It's obvious he can't have any real friends. Especially if they have to listen to shit like that.



Go go gadget G.E.D.

Well Grav, I am so glad that I meant so much to you for you to remember my details! Do you make it a point to remember ever miniscule detail or was it just our chemistry together that pounded that information into your head and kept it there for safe keeping, thinking one day it may come in handy?

I can't have any real friends? Yeah, alright, fat-ass. It's 'obvious' that you don't have any real friends, or else you wouldn't be sitting at your pc late at night waiting for your sperm to "refill" so you can jack off again to the latest kiddy porn. Also I highly doubt you would be typing up insults accusing other people of no friends, if you had any you simply would not care.
Go eat a PCP laced donut, blubber-boy.

P.S. Titus, I was just bored and wanted to bug people.

uncapped 2003-06-05 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaFrigginDoctah
It's 'obvious' that you don't have any real friends, or else you wouldn't be sitting at your pc late at night waiting for your sperm to "refill" so you can jack off again to the latest kiddy porn. Also I highly doubt you would be typing up insults accusing other people of no friends, if you had any you simply would not care.
Go eat a PCP laced donut, blubber-boy.

That was far funnier than the aim chats.

Eddie_Perez 2003-06-06 01:15 AM

More like, no. The AIM chat was far more amusing than DFD calling him fat.

Xenn 2003-06-25 12:54 AM

lilhotchick10489: hi
XennXI: are you really little and hot?
lilhotchick10489: ya
lilhotchick10489: asl?
XennXI: nope
XennXI: thanks for asking though
XennXI: the doctor says its fine
lilhotchick10489: ???
XennXI: haha i know, my friends are like that too
lilhotchick10489: asl?
XennXI: sadly, yes... they think it may be terminal :-(
lilhotchick10489: ok
lilhotchick10489: bye



VDlphnChck15: hey asl?
XennXI: hey
XennXI: 15/m/usa
XennXI: enjoying the summer?
VDlphnChck15: hey 15/f il where in the usa ya
VDlphnChck15: u?
VDlphnChck15: pics?
XennXI: no actually
XennXI: i have no webcam
VDlphnChck15: k
XennXI: however i do go out in public
VDlphnChck15: kool
XennXI: did you see that guy today?
VDlphnChck15: who? wat?
XennXI: he was near the k-mart
VDlphnChck15: no
XennXI: he was wearing a green shirt.. cmon
VDlphnChck15: well i dont no wat u e talking about
XennXI: why not?
VDlphnChck15: b/c i went to the pool
XennXI: oh yeah thats cool

I don't think she realized I was being sarcastic :rolleyes:

Senesia 2003-06-25 01:09 AM

That guy near k-mart looks funny though.

Chruser 2003-06-25 01:26 AM

EvilSpaniard: yay
EvilSpaniard: sfthdgjdrty
Zelaron: ?
EvilSpaniard: you ate my drawing!
Zelaron: I did not >_<
EvilSpaniard: i was drawing myself as Super Saiyan!
EvilSpaniard: asdfasv
Zelaron: I think I hit the clear all button
Zelaron: :/
Zelaron: I don't know, I just clicked everything
Zelaron: the pencil tool disappeared
EvilSpaniard: yay.
EvilSpaniard: swedish people just dont know.
Zelaron: what about americans then? :P
EvilSpaniard: i know how to fry a cheeseburger!
EvilSpaniard: ha.
Zelaron: no
Zelaron: you just know how to BUY cheeseburgers
Zelaron: AHAHAHAHAHA
EvilSpaniard: AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
EvilSpaniard: oh yeah!?
EvilSpaniard: well...at least i dont have to speak Swedish just to communicate with the rest of the world!
EvilSpaniard: muhahahhahaha *shoots himself*
EvilSpaniard: TRIPLE ANIQUILACION VIGA!
Zelaron: I made a 20-second anti-aircraft pig
Zelaron: top right >_<
EvilSpaniard: anti!
EvilSpaniard: swedish aircraft!?
EvilSpaniard: I are swedish.
Zelaron: you is Swedish!!
EvilSpaniard: jag finns ko.
Zelaron: rofl
Zelaron: "I is cow"
EvilSpaniard: it would help if i know how to say 'am' in sweidsh
EvilSpaniard: dish
EvilSpaniard: i can write trojans and 3d engines
EvilSpaniard: you should do something with your powers
EvilSpaniard: do you have any powers?
Zelaron: yeah
EvilSpaniard: i'll find out eventually through one of my secret PORT-TUNNELING PSYCHIC WAVE techniques


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