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Unhappy Army here I come
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Posted 2005-02-14, 05:37 PM
So I guess this is it. I've finally resorted to joining a goverment agency...as much as I despise them, it's not all a bad rap. I need to do something w/ my life besides sit around my relatives house playing games, and my job hunting hasn't gone so well. I was thinking about the peace corps but they have alot more descrepencys when it comes to joining, and I think I'd get along alot better harming people than helping. It's easier. SYG sounded pretty happy w/ what he's got going on, and I'm sure I will be too once I get passed basic and whatever else I decide to train in...One problem though, since I've got a GED, I'm going to be limited to the jobs only the Army Reserve can get into, and out of those my options will be cut down even more...so I can only hope for something good in those options. I want to be a Military Cop, hopefully I can...if not that I guess I'll just be a grunt. Oh and no more weed!

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Posted 2005-02-14, 05:52 PM in reply to Kaneda's post "Army here I come"
Good luck.
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Posted 2005-02-14, 07:04 PM in reply to Kaneda's post "Army here I come"
Sounds like you failed at life. The army is perfect for you.
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Posted 2005-02-14, 07:06 PM in reply to Kaneda's post "Army here I come"
Kaneda said:
Oh and no more weed!

Not worth it!
-.-. Have fun!
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Posted 2005-02-14, 07:08 PM in reply to Grav's post starting "Sounds like you failed at life. The..."
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Sounds like you failed at life. The army is perfect for you.
Well considering I'm only 20, and the army is only for 4 years I'd say I've only just begun, but thanks.
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Posted 2005-02-14, 07:15 PM in reply to Kaneda's post "Army here I come"
Well...that sucks, man. At least I can get out of army duties on a couple of things

But I hope you don't get sent over to Iraq or Korea or wherever the hell they're sending people after you get through basic.
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Posted 2005-02-14, 07:40 PM in reply to KagomJack's post starting "Well...that sucks, man. At least I can..."
Well, it all depends on where they put me...I wouldn't mind going over there though actually. And I want to go to Italy, which would put me in the running for Iraq duty.
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At least I can get out of army duties on a couple of things
Huh?

SYG if you read this is, do you know if its possible to smoke pot? Do you they give you periodicle drug test, or just if you get caught? I could still do shrooms though, heh, cuase they don't stay in your system for long, well I've heard mostly for 2-3 days, but from some people for like a week...
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Posted 2005-02-14, 08:34 PM in reply to Kaneda's post starting "Well, it all depends on where they put..."
I can get out of the army on a few things: 1) I have a form of asthma which makes it hard for me to do a lot of what they do (2) I'm gay and open about it [see dont' ask don't tell policy] and (3) I have bad hips and a bad back
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Posted 2005-02-14, 08:43 PM in reply to KagomJack's post starting "I can get out of the army on a few..."
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I can get out of the army on a few things: 1) I have a form of asthma which makes it hard for me to do a lot of what they do (2) I'm gay and open about it [see dont' ask don't tell policy] and (3) I have bad hips and a bad back
Um, aren't you bi?

Anyways, SYG, I would also like to know some conditions in which one may not be drafted or enlist.
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Posted 2005-02-14, 08:47 PM in reply to HandOfHeaven's post starting "Um, aren't you bi? Anyways, SYG, I..."
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Um, aren't you bi?

Anyways, SYG, I would also like to know some conditions in which one may not be drafted or enlist.
To the Army, it's the same thing. Some conditions to get out: spina bonifa (I think that's how it is spelled), asthma, bad back, bad hips, arthiritis in hips, blind, deaf, gay/bisexual, and I think almost any physical deformality will do, but I could be wrong about the latter.
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Posted 2005-02-14, 08:48 PM in reply to KagomJack's post starting "I can get out of the army on a few..."
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I can get out of the army on a few things: 1) I have a form of asthma which makes it hard for me to do a lot of what they do (2) I'm gay and open about it [see dont' ask don't tell policy] and (3) I have bad hips and a bad back
So your currently in the army, or your saying that you could get out of it if you needed to? How old are you btw?
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Posted 2005-02-14, 08:49 PM in reply to Kaneda's post starting "So your currently in the army, or your..."
I'm saying I could get out if I needed to or if I wanted to. I'm 17 right now.
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Posted 2005-02-15, 04:14 AM in reply to Kaneda's post "Army here I come"
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I want to be a Military Cop
Airforce Cops are scary guys. They handle the explosive-sniffing dogs and such.

We have those guys staying at the hotel I work for all the time. Cheney's from Wyoming and he comes here on vacation several times a year. I talked with one of the officers over New Years. He was hammered drunk, and proceeded to tell me that he had enough explosive components stored in his room (for training the dog, you see) to blow up the entire block. Then he proceeded to tell me, as I was petting his rather friendly dog, that if he were to give the dog a command to kill me, I'd be dead before I hit the floor.

Yeah, intimidating people, all right.
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Posted 2005-02-15, 09:58 AM in reply to Raziel's post starting "Airforce Cops are scary guys. They..."
Damn that's so tight. Ya I was thinking about being a bio-weapons specialist for obvious reasons, plus I'd get chemical suits and other equipment that would be awsome for making smoking appartus out of when I got out. But that options not open to me right now, plus I'd have to know alot about chemistry, physics, ect. and I dropped out/was to lazy to take those in highschool.
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Posted 2005-02-15, 11:31 AM in reply to Kaneda's post starting "Damn that's so tight. Ya I was thinking..."
God you suck a life. A GED? Thats fucking horrible. Its not that hard to pass highschool. Good luck with the army
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Posted 2005-02-15, 12:17 PM in reply to pr0xy's post starting "God you suck a life. A GED? Thats..."
I wonder how you would hide a boner in a chemical bio suit...
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Posted 2005-02-15, 12:24 PM in reply to kaos's post starting "I wonder how you would hide a boner in..."
Don't know many situations where you would get a boner if you had to be wearing a chemical suit. I realize highschool is not hard to pass. But I didn't need to go to highschool. Good luck w/ being stuck in a metaphorical box your whole life proxy...
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Posted 2005-02-15, 12:43 PM in reply to Kaneda's post starting "Don't know many situations where you..."
good choice.......Im going into the air force when I get my citizenship
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Posted 2005-02-15, 12:48 PM in reply to Hades-Knight's post starting "good choice.......Im going into the air..."
Whoa! Where did you migrate from/how long have you been here?
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Posted 2005-02-15, 01:21 PM in reply to kaos's post starting "I wonder how you would hide a boner in..."
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I wonder how you would hide a boner in a chemical bio suit...
They keep the package area of the suit cooler to prevent such issues and to prevent sperm extermination.
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