Post your spam.

Being reminded by something, I logged into my Yahoo account today.

You have 2784 unread messages:
Inbox(42), Bulk(2742)

That's nice, I thought to myself in italics. But instead of clicking empty on the bulk folder as I usually would, I decided to delve into the spam.. and laughed at what I saw.


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Well shit, I forgot to take mine this morning..


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What the hell is that even suggesting? Are they recruiting people to go redneck militia style on christians or what?


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That's D3v math right there..


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Real fucking thrilling. I can go to a website over run with IE exploits and take a quiz to find out how old I am. Sounds like a plan.


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Duh.

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Get a complimentary Toshiba Flat Screen!
Yea, right.

Extended Warranty Protection for your vehicle
Because I have one, right...

Are you paying too much for health insurance?
No.

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Everyone wants to meet me.

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Great. A viagra advertisement in 1337. Give me your daughter for a day and ask her if she thinks my penis needs to be enlarged, douche.

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More Viagra in 1337.

Yahoo doesn't even block spam on my e-mail anymore because I have so much adresses blocked already. I get around 800-900 spam e-mails a day. It pisses me off to an extent I can't describe. When I delete them all, I am probably deleting some e-mail from family/friends. I've just got to get a new account..

I love you GMail, and your superior filtering abilities.

Get your True Compatibility rating (from some bitch)
Are you saying im gay bitch? No need, my cock would be in you so fast you'd bleed.

How would Jesus handle this?
I dont know, im not religious so you tell me. Wait, I dont give a shit.

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Hmmm, sounds interesting, to bad its all bs.

That sucked, don't do it again. The idea is for funny spam, not run of the mill shit.

"Free Weapons of Viagagra Penis Thanks JESSICA HOT SEX!?!?"

That's nuts.

D3V's math.. Yeah. If you don't want all that spam quit signing up for donkey punching sites, Grav.

You've just won a free IPOD!*

*No, you didn't.