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Being reminded by something, I logged into my Yahoo account today.

You have 2784 unread messages:
Inbox(42), Bulk(2742)

That's nice, I thought to myself in italics. But instead of clicking empty on the bulk folder as I usually would, I decided to delve into the spam.. and laughed at what I saw.

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Well shit, I forgot to take mine this morning..

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What the hell is that even suggesting? Are they recruiting people to go redneck militia style on christians or what?

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That's D3v math right there..

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Real fucking thrilling. I can go to a website over run with IE exploits and take a quiz to find out how old I am. Sounds like a plan.

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Duh.

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Yea, right.

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Because I have one, right...

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Everyone wants to meet me.

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Yahoo doesn't even block spam on my e-mail anymore because I have so much adresses blocked already. I get around 800-900 spam e-mails a day. It pisses me off to an extent I can't describe. When I delete them all, I am probably deleting some e-mail from family/friends. I've just got to get a new account..

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I love you GMail, and your superior filtering abilities.

Get your True Compatibility rating (from some bitch)
Are you saying im gay bitch? No need, my cock would be in you so fast you'd bleed.

How would Jesus handle this?
I dont know, im not religious so you tell me. Wait, I dont give a shit.

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Hmmm, sounds interesting, to bad its all bs.

That sucked, don't do it again. The idea is for funny spam, not run of the mill shit.

"Free Weapons of Viagagra Penis Thanks JESSICA HOT SEX!?!?"

That's nuts.

D3V's math.. Yeah. If you don't want all that spam quit signing up for donkey punching sites, Grav.

You've just won a free IPOD!*

*No, you didn't.

Does it matter?

Your photo, uahhh.... , you are naked!

*along with an attached .exe*

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Here's a good one I got (similar to this one by Grav)

Quote:

Originally Posted by GravitonSurge

Ideal Eliminate - Eliminate the Christian way - no cost or obligation

What the hell is that even suggesting? Are they recruiting people to go redneck militia style on christians or what?

"The Christian way to eliminate your debt"
How would I do that, raid Jerusalem? Jesus wants YOU.

Lol!! gg voll, too bad i never get spam, well the closest thing i get to spam is 1000+ emails a week from zelaron lol

I'm seeing a lot of those Christian Debt Management e-mails. Honestly, I don't care who erases my debt, as long as someone does it. It's like Christians are sooo much more qualified.

...

BLASPHEMY!

lol

I was going to put in some horrible pun about 'Jesus Saves', but then immediately thought better of it.

rofl, I have my spam blocker up, so most of it gets stopped. But I get basically the same stuff it sucks.

Some asshat friend of mine (I think) put my (now OLD) email address on a bunch of mailing lists.

I get 100+ emails a day.

I wish I only got 100 e-mails a day. I easily get 800 e-mails a day:

Welcome, TR! 16% of 100.0MB
You have 2416 unread messages:
Inbox(2416)

I just love it.

i get barely any spam, and i check my email about once every three weeks, and i only get like 80 emails.