My Funny for today

Well, here's my funny story of the day, just an exceprt of it.


I overhear the two girls next to me talking about money or something, so I spin around and see what's up, and they're like "Wtf, why would the put Mexico on our money? I mean i've seen the quarters with our states on 'em, but why New Mexico? Wtf"


I'm kinda baffled at this point, I was like "New Mexico, right?"

She's like yeah, it says NEW Mexico, wtf?






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I love my job.

How old are said girls, and what are their education levels?

The one with the quarter is like 39-ish? And the other is like 23-24 I think, pretty funny. And they made fun of me beacuse I'm sunburnt, rofl.

I could see it now. 'Where's the lemon and butter for this lobster over here?'

Tell them you have a surprise for them under your desk.

LOL! yeah it was funny too because she insisted on showing me the quarter like it wasn't real or something.

Had a co-worker ask me today what 6 x 6 was.

So I told her 66. Dumb bitch.

Joke's on us. These morons can vote.

Well yeah one is a McCain supporter, great, the other doesn't vote.

lol these storyies are great i love dumb people they make me laugh so much
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I was born there! It deserves to be on a quarter.

Had a co-worker ask me today what 6 x 6 was. So I told her 66. Dumb bitch.

For some reason I found this hilarious

it scares me that there are people in this world that are that stupid

eL Oh eL

This is my short funny for today.


Coworker #2 comes back from the break room with a diet coke, cracks it open and drinks a bit. Co-worker #1 gasps, and says to co-worker #2 "Omg! didn't you know that drinking diet coke makes your hair fall out!" - being totally serious while saying this. Co-worker #1 then goes on to try and expalin it, as #2 doesn't believe it, she goes and asks #2's source, which is #3 the new one who confirms the story.

I really have never heard of this myth but it cracks me up.

You work with some interesting/stupid ass people.

Honestly. I mean one of 'em is around 40 years old now, I remember her talking about her birthday coming up and being 39 for the next few years. And the other is my age, well a bit older she's like 24-ish, still fun to have though, always nice to have a good chuckle.

I have a funny story!!! My friend Erika and I were in shop rite, getting food for my party. We were in the candy aisle and erika says "Katie, what is LEEK-O-RICE?"
and im like wtf are you trlaking about and shes like "yea LEEK-O-RICE, it says it over here"






it was licorice.

Those people did not deserve a diploma.

Well. I've put 2 and 2 together and it made 3 and 1/2.

You work... at a fast food resturaunt (considering the I.Q. of the others) that serves diet coke, and works in banking in the middle of New Mexico.

You're Mexican.

I do like your jokes so plese keep it up man