Talk about stories that are embarrassing about you, a friend, or a family member. They need to be true stories.
I'll talk about my friend, whom I will only call Shit Glasses (this story tells you why)
He was at "The Waterfront" (which is a festival with music) and he had to go to the bathroom. He took off his glasses and then left the porta-potty, not knowing they fell into the toilet. Once he realized he didn't have them, he ran back to get them (someone took a shit in there apparently) and retrieved them. Why did he go back for them? They were worth $514
how would he not notice he didn't have his glasses on, if you walk out, you won't beable to see very good..... and if he has good enough eyesight to not beable to notice, then he probably wouldn't even need glasses or why would they cost so much as $514?