Talk about stories that are embarrassing about you, a friend, or a family member. They need to be true stories.

I'll talk about my friend, whom I will only call Shit Glasses (this story tells you why)

He was at "The Waterfront" (which is a festival with music) and he had to go to the bathroom. He took off his glasses and then left the porta-potty, not knowing they fell into the toilet. Once he realized he didn't have them, he ran back to get them (someone took a shit in there apparently) and retrieved them. Why did he go back for them? They were worth $514