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Posted 2004-08-19, 09:41 PM
Being reminded by something, I logged into my Yahoo account today.

You have 2784 unread messages:
Inbox(42), Bulk(2742)

That's nice, I thought to myself in italics. But instead of clicking empty on the bulk folder as I usually would, I decided to delve into the spam.. and laughed at what I saw.


Live Fun - SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT: Have you had your stripper today??

Well shit, I forgot to take mine this morning..


Ideal Eliminate - Eliminate the Christian way - no cost or obligation

What the hell is that even suggesting? Are they recruiting people to go redneck militia style on christians or what?


Lose Weight - I lost 30 pounds in 30 days on the 1 Day Diet!

That's D3v math right there..


Thrilling Offers - What's Your RealAge? Take the Quiz

Real fucking thrilling. I can go to a website over run with IE exploits and take a quiz to find out how old I am. Sounds like a plan.


Survey Scout - Your two cents is worth something

Duh.

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Posted 2004-08-19, 10:00 PM in reply to Grav's post "Post your spam."
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Posted 2004-08-20, 09:27 AM in reply to Demosthenes's post starting "get vicodin and much more here Get a..."
Yahoo doesn't even block spam on my e-mail anymore because I have so much adresses blocked already. I get around 800-900 spam e-mails a day. It pisses me off to an extent I can't describe. When I delete them all, I am probably deleting some e-mail from family/friends. I've just got to get a new account..
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Posted 2004-08-20, 04:49 PM in reply to Grav's post "Post your spam."


I love you GMail, and your superior filtering abilities.
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Posted 2004-08-20, 08:22 PM in reply to Grav's post "Post your spam."
Get your True Compatibility rating (from some bitch)
Are you saying im gay bitch? No need, my cock would be in you so fast you'd bleed.

How would Jesus handle this?
I dont know, im not religious so you tell me. Wait, I dont give a shit.

$10,000 Guaranteed approval
Hmmm, sounds interesting, to bad its all bs.


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Posted 2004-08-20, 08:38 PM in reply to Tyrannicide's post starting "Get your True Compatibility rating..."
That sucked, don't do it again. The idea is for funny spam, not run of the mill shit.
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Posted 2004-08-20, 10:30 PM in reply to Grav's post starting "That sucked, don't do it again. The..."
"Free Weapons of Viagagra Penis Thanks JESSICA HOT SEX!?!?"

That's nuts.
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Posted 2004-08-21, 08:23 PM in reply to Penny_Bags's post starting ""Free Weapons of Viagagra Penis Thanks..."
D3V's math.. Yeah. If you don't want all that spam quit signing up for donkey punching sites, Grav.














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Posted 2004-08-21, 09:56 PM in reply to D3V's post starting "D3V's math.. Yeah. If you don't want..."
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Posted 2004-09-07, 11:02 PM in reply to Mantralord's post starting "You've just won a free IPOD!* *No,..."
Does it matter?

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*along with an attached .exe*
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Posted 2004-09-08, 08:30 PM in reply to w00t.ace's post starting "----504190321493956883 <!DOCTYPE..."
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Posted 2004-09-09, 03:43 PM in reply to HandOfHeaven's post starting "Be:hu:ng4he:r ..."
Here's a good one I got (similar to this one by Grav)

GravitonSurge said:
Ideal Eliminate - Eliminate the Christian way - no cost or obligation

What the hell is that even suggesting? Are they recruiting people to go redneck militia style on christians or what?


"The Christian way to eliminate your debt"
How would I do that, raid Jerusalem? Jesus wants YOU.
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Posted 2004-09-10, 04:04 AM in reply to Vollstrecker's post starting "Here's a good one I got (similar to..."
Lol!! gg voll, too bad i never get spam, well the closest thing i get to spam is 1000+ emails a week from zelaron lol
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Posted 2004-09-10, 12:36 PM in reply to PureRebel's post starting "Lol!! gg voll, too bad i never get..."
I'm seeing a lot of those Christian Debt Management e-mails. Honestly, I don't care who erases my debt, as long as someone does it. It's like Christians are sooo much more qualified.

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BLASPHEMY!
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Posted 2004-09-10, 12:41 PM in reply to Thanatos's post starting "I'm seeing a lot of those Christian..."
lol

I was going to put in some horrible pun about 'Jesus Saves', but then immediately thought better of it.
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Posted 2004-09-10, 12:49 PM in reply to Vollstrecker's post starting "Here's a good one I got (similar to..."
rofl, I have my spam blocker up, so most of it gets stopped. But I get basically the same stuff it sucks.
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Posted 2004-09-10, 12:52 PM in reply to MightyJoe's post starting "rofl, I have my spam blocker up, so..."
Some asshat friend of mine (I think) put my (now OLD) email address on a bunch of mailing lists.

I get 100+ emails a day.
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Posted 2004-09-10, 12:56 PM in reply to Vollstrecker's post starting "Some asshat friend of mine (I think)..."
I wish I only got 100 e-mails a day. I easily get 800 e-mails a day:

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You have 2416 unread messages:
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I just love it.
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Posted 2004-09-11, 09:35 AM in reply to Thanatos's post starting "I wish I only got 100 e-mails a day. I..."
i get barely any spam, and i check my email about once every three weeks, and i only get like 80 emails.
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