You want stock?

Are you lonely? Do you not like your life? Do you smell like a dirty sock?
HandOfHeaven Stock Companies Incorporated can help you out!
Here at HSCI, we try to help you out. If you have a problem, we'll find a way to fix it and swindle you at the same time.

You may have heard of us also from Banned Camp. BC is a good place to get rejuvenated, and once you've been there, you may want to go again.
Investment can be made in increments of a common American dollar bill.
Signups are coming out shortly.

Benefits of my company:

• The Help You Need
• We Love To Give Expert Advice
• Free TV Dinner With Every Subscription
• You Can Invest In An 'Honest' Company
• HSCI Is The One For You, And Could Save You A Lot Of Trouble

FAQ:
Why the hell do I want to Sign up for this?
We at HSCI want to make you, the customer, happy. And, with your investments, we will be able to reproduce that many times over.

Where do I sign up?
Right here at Zelaron. In the Poll

How come you are doing this?
Because we at HSCI just care that much about you.

Who is affiliated with this?
As of now, just HandOfHeaven, but soon more is to come.

Edit:

Please use the Edit Tag to indicate that you would like a Staff position. We are looking for a President, Vice President, Chairman, and a Treasurer. All Staff must be complient, and will be paid for their honesty. Thank you.

Do not trash this thread, I believe it can lift off the ground.