You want stock?
 

Are you lonely? Do you not like your life? Do you smell like a dirty sock?
HandOfHeaven Stock Companies Incorporated can help you out!
Here at HSCI, we try to help you out. If you have a problem, we'll find a way to fix it and swindle you at the same time.

You may have heard of us also from Banned Camp. BC is a good place to get rejuvenated, and once you've been there, you may want to go again.
Investment can be made in increments of a common American dollar bill.
Signups are coming out shortly.

Benefits of my company:

• The Help You Need
• We Love To Give Expert Advice
• Free TV Dinner With Every Subscription
• You Can Invest In An 'Honest' Company
• HSCI Is The One For You, And Could Save You A Lot Of Trouble

FAQ:
Why the hell do I want to Sign up for this?
We at HSCI want to make you, the customer, happy. And, with your investments, we will be able to reproduce that many times over.

Where do I sign up?
Right here at Zelaron. In the Poll

How come you are doing this?
Because we at HSCI just care that much about you.

Who is affiliated with this?
As of now, just HandOfHeaven, but soon more is to come.

Edit:

Please use the Edit Tag to indicate that you would like a Staff position. We are looking for a President, Vice President, Chairman, and a Treasurer. All Staff must be complient, and will be paid for their honesty. Thank you.

Do not trash this thread, I believe it can lift off the ground.

How do i send you money.. I'll give 1.30.

Make sure you send me that tv dinner..

Of course. You can give it to me via Mail.

We will then send you your choice of dinner. Choices are as follows:

• Mexican Dinner
• BBQ Ribs and Chicken
• Fajitas
• Salisbury Steak and Gravy
• Burritos Texanos
• Peas, Corn, and Porn
• Chicken Fried Fish Steak
• Chicken Fried Pork
• Baked Potatoe and Lettuce
• Random Flavor (you get a surprise)

The "surprise" he's talking about is the dead dog in my basement...go with that one.

I'm sorry, that is not one of the afformentioned flavors/kinds. If you would like to contribute more, Press 1. If not, Press 2. If you are confused, Press 3.

If this thread is a lame excuse for a joke, press 4.

*Presses 4*

Peas corn and porn please.

For all your snide comments, please leave them here.
http://zelaron.com/forum/showthread....935#post437935

hmmm...why do I smell a scam?

That's not "scam" you're smelling. It's toe-cheese, and it's coming from you. Wash your feet.

no, I'm pretty sure I smell a scam.

I remember the same smell when I first saw Miss Cleo

No, I'm absolutely positive you're talking about toe-jam. Miss Cleo is actually a very competent psychic but she's got foot-rot you wouldn't believe. Wash your feet.

Actually, that is the secret. Miss Cleo is one of my clients, and it has done wonders for her.

KagomJack, this is not a scam. We at HandOfHeaven Stock Companies Incorporated want to help you, the customer, with any needs you may have, within reason. Please, do not trash my thread with your bullshit.



























Thanks for your time, and posts.

I just don't trust you HoH. I think this is a scam.

This is no scam. Be trusting. Maybe you will become a Staff Member (hardly). But, this is a completely profit organization, and all we want is your compliance and cash. We will in turn help you. Thanks

Give it up, this is fucking stupid.

I have to agree with you Slim

Stop hitting on me! Kthxbai.

Stop ruining my thread. This is a fool-proof sc...*cough* company!