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Question Is Superman circumsised??
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Posted 2002-11-05, 09:50 AM
So I am watching this awful show called smallville or something, and some bitch is trying to get DNA from Superman and I start to thinking: How in the fuck is she going to do that??? I mean the guy flew into the sun and punches tank shells and missiles out of mid air and shit. Wouldnt the needle just snap off? And could you even cut his hair??? The scissors would just shatter wouldnt they?



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Posted 2002-11-05, 09:55 AM in reply to Doofus_AW's post "Is Superman circumsised??"
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Posted 2002-11-05, 11:02 AM in reply to Doofus_AW's post "Is Superman circumsised??"
ITS REALLY BUGGING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted 2002-11-05, 11:15 AM in reply to Doofus_AW's post "Is Superman circumsised??"
lol
i dont know what to tell ya

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Posted 2002-11-05, 02:28 PM in reply to Doofus_AW's post "Is Superman circumsised??"
Interesting point, although I have no clue how to answer your question.
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Posted 2002-11-05, 03:29 PM in reply to Doofus_AW's post "Is Superman circumsised??"
God, Smallville is an awful show. Doofus, yeah the needle should have just broken in his arm. Yeah, his hair can be cut, it's not like "super-durable industrial strength hair" or anything. But, the needle should have broken.
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Posted 2002-11-05, 03:35 PM in reply to Doofus_AW's post "Is Superman circumsised??"
Super-durable industrial strength hair you say? You may be on to something.
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Posted 2002-11-05, 03:39 PM in reply to Doofus_AW's post "Is Superman circumsised??"
Go to nuklearpower.com and e-mail the guy there. He's a comic book freak but he's pretty cool.
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Posted 2002-11-05, 03:52 PM in reply to Doofus_AW's post "Is Superman circumsised??"
Or just go to Comic Legacy and ask one of the regulars!!
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Posted 2002-11-05, 04:18 PM in reply to Doofus_AW's post "Is Superman circumsised??"
Well if he can fly into the sun and come out of a nuclear explosion with his hair not fried off, you think you can just cut it with scissors?? The worst part of this is I am going to have to watch the next smallville to see what the f#@k happens lol.
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Posted 2002-11-05, 04:21 PM in reply to Doofus_AW's post "Is Superman circumsised??"
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is superman circumsised?
why are you deciding wheather to suck his dick or not? lol joking, but yeah i agree with raziel about the hair thing...
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Posted 2002-11-05, 04:33 PM in reply to Doofus_AW's post "Is Superman circumsised??"
I just thought it was a catchier title then "Can you cut Supermans Hair?" lol was wondering when someone would mention it.
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Posted 2002-11-05, 04:48 PM in reply to Doofus_AW's post "Is Superman circumsised??"
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I just thought it was a catchier title then "Can you cut Supermans Hair?" lol was wondering when someone would mention it.
lol yey im the first
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Posted 2002-11-05, 05:07 PM in reply to Doofus_AW's post "Is Superman circumsised??"
Doofus, Superman's hair has gone from short with that little spit curl thing, to semi-long with the spit curl, to pony-tail long with the curl, and back to short with the spit curl. Hair doesn't grow backwards!
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Posted 2002-11-05, 05:23 PM in reply to Doofus_AW's post "Is Superman circumsised??"
Well, I think that in the show Smallville his powers are just developing right? So maybe he hasnt gotten the full "stone skin" thing goin yet. I seen a couple episodes (Love that Kristin Kruek) and he is just getting some of his powers. Like in one he had just gotten his heat laser eyes thing, in another he started flying (sorta).
So, pump that needle in him in a year or so and see what happens?

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Posted 2002-11-05, 05:52 PM in reply to Doofus_AW's post "Is Superman circumsised??"
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Well, I think that in the show Smallville his powers are just developing right? So maybe he hasnt gotten the full "stone skin" thing goin yet. I seen a couple episodes (Love that Kristin Kruek) and he is just getting some of his powers. Like in one he had just gotten his heat laser eyes thing, in another he started flying (sorta).
So, pump that needle in him in a year or so and see what happens?
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i think it is a VERY well produced series
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Posted 2002-11-05, 07:35 PM in reply to Doofus_AW's post "Is Superman circumsised??"
I really like Smallville
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Posted 2002-11-06, 09:04 PM in reply to Doofus_AW's post "Is Superman circumsised??"
yeah i dont see anything wrong with it...
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Posted 2002-11-07, 04:46 PM in reply to Doofus_AW's post "Is Superman circumsised??"
Lol I missed it after all. Did anyone see what happened?
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Posted 2002-11-07, 04:56 PM in reply to Doofus_AW's post "Is Superman circumsised??"
Smallville is Dawson's Creek with Superman. That's what's wrong with it.
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