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Doofus_AW 2002-11-05 09:50 AM

Is Superman circumsised??
 
So I am watching this awful show called smallville or something, and some bitch is trying to get DNA from Superman and I start to thinking: How in the fuck is she going to do that??? I mean the guy flew into the sun and punches tank shells and missiles out of mid air and shit. Wouldnt the needle just snap off? And could you even cut his hair??? The scissors would just shatter wouldnt they?



I await your opinions..... :confused:

Adrenachrome 2002-11-05 09:55 AM

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Doofus_AW 2002-11-05 11:02 AM

ITS REALLY BUGGING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Adrenachrome 2002-11-05 11:15 AM

lol
i dont know what to tell ya

Thanatos 2002-11-05 02:28 PM

Interesting point, although I have no clue how to answer your question.

Raziel 2002-11-05 03:29 PM

God, Smallville is an awful show. Doofus, yeah the needle should have just broken in his arm. Yeah, his hair can be cut, it's not like "super-durable industrial strength hair" or anything. But, the needle should have broken.

Thanatos 2002-11-05 03:35 PM

Super-durable industrial strength hair you say? You may be on to something.

!King_Amazon! 2002-11-05 03:39 PM

Go to nuklearpower.com and e-mail the guy there. He's a comic book freak but he's pretty cool.

Raziel 2002-11-05 03:52 PM

Or just go to Comic Legacy and ask one of the regulars!!

Doofus_AW 2002-11-05 04:18 PM

Well if he can fly into the sun and come out of a nuclear explosion with his hair not fried off, you think you can just cut it with scissors?? The worst part of this is I am going to have to watch the next smallville to see what the f#@k happens lol.

"CRØNîC-KîLLå" 2002-11-05 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Doofus_AW

is superman circumsised?

why are you deciding wheather to suck his dick or not? lol joking, but yeah i agree with raziel about the hair thing...

Doofus_AW 2002-11-05 04:33 PM

I just thought it was a catchier title then "Can you cut Supermans Hair?" lol was wondering when someone would mention it.

"CRØNîC-KîLLå" 2002-11-05 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Doofus_AW
I just thought it was a catchier title then "Can you cut Supermans Hair?" lol was wondering when someone would mention it.
lol yey im the first:)

Raziel 2002-11-05 05:07 PM

Doofus, Superman's hair has gone from short with that little spit curl thing, to semi-long with the spit curl, to pony-tail long with the curl, and back to short with the spit curl. Hair doesn't grow backwards!

DaFrigginDoctah 2002-11-05 05:23 PM

Well, I think that in the show Smallville his powers are just developing right? So maybe he hasnt gotten the full "stone skin" thing goin yet. I seen a couple episodes (Love that Kristin Kruek) and he is just getting some of his powers. Like in one he had just gotten his heat laser eyes thing, in another he started flying (sorta).
So, pump that needle in him in a year or so and see what happens? :D

"CRØNîC-KîLLå" 2002-11-05 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DaFrigginDoctah
Well, I think that in the show Smallville his powers are just developing right? So maybe he hasnt gotten the full "stone skin" thing goin yet. I seen a couple episodes (Love that Kristin Kruek) and he is just getting some of his powers. Like in one he had just gotten his heat laser eyes thing, in another he started flying (sorta).
So, pump that needle in him in a year or so and see what happens? :D

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i think it is a VERY well produced series

Jamesadin 2002-11-05 07:35 PM

I really like Smallville

"CRØNîC-KîLLå" 2002-11-06 09:04 PM

yeah i dont see anything wrong with it...

Doofus_AW 2002-11-07 04:46 PM

Lol I missed it after all. Did anyone see what happened?

Raziel 2002-11-07 04:56 PM

Smallville is Dawson's Creek with Superman. That's what's wrong with it.


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