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Posted 2006-09-13, 12:59 PM
Most of you people wank excessively.
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Posted 2006-09-13, 01:08 PM in reply to Muldy's post "Fuck you all"
Muldy said:
Most of you people wank excessively.
Exactamundo!! Hey, mind forwarding me a few pictures of your sister? If you don't have a sister, I would settle for pictures of your mom. Thank you kindly for your assistance on my next great wank.
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Posted 2006-09-13, 04:08 PM in reply to Muldy's post "Fuck you all"
Yes, I must agree. We at Zelaron masturbate to often.
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Posted 2006-09-13, 05:28 PM in reply to Dar_Win's post starting "Yes, I must agree. We at Zelaron..."
You know, that's why I don't work during the week. More time to masturbate and eat food.
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Posted 2006-09-13, 06:04 PM in reply to HandOfHeaven's post starting "You know, that's why I don't work..."
Dude, just get a girl to do it for you.


























































I mean to feed you while you masturbate, so you don't have to reach for the food.
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Posted 2006-09-13, 08:13 PM in reply to Dar_Win's post starting "Dude, just get a girl to do it for you."
Oh that's already taken care of. Sometimes she feeds and helps me at the same time. Then I just watch TV.
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Posted 2006-09-13, 08:19 PM in reply to Muldy's post "Fuck you all"
I have nothing to wank. Oh the woes of being of the female gender.
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Posted 2006-09-13, 08:30 PM in reply to Jessifer's post starting "I have nothing to wank. Oh the woes of..."
It's not all that it's cracked up to be.
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Posted 2006-09-13, 10:42 PM in reply to Muldy's post "Fuck you all"
And you're british.

Go eat a crumpet.
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Posted 2006-09-14, 03:06 PM in reply to Sovereign's post starting "And you're british. Go eat a crumpet."
I still need to play pool with him.

I wonder if he's free tomorrow 3rd...
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Posted 2006-09-14, 04:39 PM in reply to Lenny's post starting "I still need to play pool with him. ..."
Whats a Yankee?

Basically a quickie but a guy can do it by himself.
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Posted 2006-09-16, 12:40 AM in reply to Dar_Win's post starting "Yes, I must agree. We at Zelaron..."
Dar_Win said:
Yes, I must agree. We at Zelaron masturbate to often.
You do, because your a fucking loser that has no life. Dick muncher, don't put anyone else in the category of fucktards, it is meant for your gay ass, and your gay ass only.














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Posted 2006-09-16, 02:26 AM in reply to Jessifer's post starting "I have nothing to wank. Oh the woes of..."
Jessifer said:
I have nothing to wank. Oh the woes of being of the female gender.

Just pretend to be a DJ "scratching" a record, I hear the motions are the same.


KagomJack said:
My girth isn't anything to bitch and moan about in long, elaborate paragraphs.
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Posted 2006-09-16, 07:42 AM in reply to D3V's post starting "You do, because your a fucking loser..."
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You do, because your a fucking loser that has no life. Dick muncher, don't put anyone else in the category of fucktards, it is meant for your gay ass, and your gay ass only.
Ever hear of sarcasm? Fucking idiot.
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Posted 2006-09-16, 09:26 AM in reply to Thanatos's post starting "Ever hear of sarcasm? Fucking idiot."
Don't you mean sarcasm?


KagomJack said:
My girth isn't anything to bitch and moan about in long, elaborate paragraphs.
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Posted 2006-09-16, 11:00 AM in reply to JRwakebord's post starting "Don't you mean sarcasm?"
I masturbate when I look at zelaron. So that must mean I masturbate 24/7!!!!
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Posted 2006-09-16, 02:10 PM in reply to HandOfHeaven's post starting "I masturbate when I look at zelaron. So..."
I masturbate to HOH's avatar. He's cute.


KagomJack said:
My girth isn't anything to bitch and moan about in long, elaborate paragraphs.
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Posted 2006-09-16, 02:12 PM in reply to JRwakebord's post starting "I masturbate to HOH's avatar. He's cute."
OH MY GOD!!!
YOU ARE SUCH A POOR MAN!!!!!!
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Posted 2006-09-16, 04:38 PM in reply to HandOfHeaven's post starting "You know, that's why I don't work..."
HandOfHeaven said:
You know, that's why I don't work during the week. More time to masturbate and eat food.
God i hope you wash your hands before and after. Unless you like the saltyness of the food haha
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Posted 2006-09-16, 04:59 PM in reply to gruesomeBODY's post starting "God i hope you wash your hands before..."
Oh don't worry, I installed a sink in my room just for that cleanliness and for no mess.


Today I actually put carpet in my room, got a fridge, put together another stand for games, and now I'm just relaxing.
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