Fuck you all
 

Most of you people wank excessively.

Exactamundo!! Hey, mind forwarding me a few pictures of your sister? If you don't have a sister, I would settle for pictures of your mom. Thank you kindly for your assistance on my next great wank.

Yes, I must agree. We at Zelaron masturbate to often.

You know, that's why I don't work during the week. More time to masturbate and eat food.

Dude, just get a girl to do it for you.


























































I mean to feed you while you masturbate, so you don't have to reach for the food. ;)

Oh that's already taken care of. Sometimes she feeds and helps me at the same time. Then I just watch TV.

I have nothing to wank. Oh the woes of being of the female gender. :(

It's not all that it's cracked up to be.

And you're british.

Go eat a crumpet.

I still need to play pool with him.

I wonder if he's free tomorrow 3rd...

Whats a Yankee?

Basically a quickie but a guy can do it by himself.

You do, because your a fucking loser that has no life. Dick muncher, don't put anyone else in the category of fucktards, it is meant for your gay ass, and your gay ass only.

Just pretend to be a DJ "scratching" a record, I hear the motions are the same.

Ever hear of sarcasm? Fucking idiot.

Don't you mean sarcasm?

I masturbate when I look at zelaron. So that must mean I masturbate 24/7!!!!

I masturbate to HOH's avatar. He's cute.

OH MY GOD!!!
YOU ARE SUCH A POOR MAN!!!!!! :p

God i hope you wash your hands before and after. Unless you like the saltyness of the food haha

Oh don't worry, I installed a sink in my room just for that cleanliness and for no mess.


Today I actually put carpet in my room, got a fridge, put together another stand for games, and now I'm just relaxing.