Best kill of the night

1 Flag CTF on Burial Mounds, final round.I grabber the flag and was walking across the plains to the capture point when I dropped off the cliff near the rocket bridge. I crouch-walked right up behind an opposing player who was lobbing grenades at our spawn points and shouted "Boo!" The guy spun around and caught a facefull of flag. Quick corpse-hump and walked the flag in for the win. One of the witnesses on our team couldnt even play anymore he was laughing so hard. And dumb glory missed all of it because he was on the phone, despite the fact that it happened right in front of him. Fucking hilarious

One time, I was driving a tank, and a ghost ran into me and the guy died. I was sooooo scared. First kill ever! I am teh pwnzor.

wait now you were in the Tank and the ghost hit you and the ghost died? did you push the left trigger or what?

Why would a ghost kill a tank if it just ran into it?

I was just trying to be a safe driver and I killed someone.

MUrdereR!!!

omg last ngith ai wasn payign the game and i swas shottting bullet ins theair and i killed like a mlot o fpople that were magic finding for rares in the buruial mounds!!! OMG, I EM TEH ELITE HAXX0R!!!

omg last ngith ai wasn payign the game and i swas shottting bullet ins theair and i killed like a mlot o fpople that were magic finding for rares in the buruial mounds!!! OMG, I EM TEH ELITE HAXX0R!!!

COULD SOMEONE SOBER PLEASE DECIPHER THIS MESSAGE?

Titus = fucked in the head. How's that?

Titus+ computer= fucked in the head/

COULD SOMEONE SOBER PLEASE DECIPHER THIS MESSAGE?

Sorry:

Holy moly! Last night I was playing the game of Halo 2, a fine and dandy game! Anyway, I was shooting opposing players with my dual weilding SMGs, and in the process I even killed a few of them! We were playing on Burial Mounds, and they must have been lagging really bad, because for all I know, they were playing Diablo II on a computer screen next to them and they were killing Mephisto (Hell difficulty) to find Uber rares/uniques. Wow, I felt really good about my playing!

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omg last ngith ai wasn payign the game and i swas shottting bullet ins theair and i killed like a mlot o fpople that were magic finding for rares in the buruial mounds!!! OMG, I EM TEH ELITE HAXX0R!!!

Well done my friend! I didn't know you were fluent in so many languages.

This is the biggest shit I have ever not given.

Go 105 kills and 1 death in any FPS game then come back to me! .

Impressed!

It's not quite the same but I've gone over 100 and 1 as a marine and over 200 and 1 as an alien in natural selection. Fun game ...whole new dynamic when you're different species with entire different abilities and such. www.natural-selection.org I play combat mostly which is straight fps, but the "normal" ns is a real time strategy/fps game. Fun shit.

Glory was actually talking to Titus, not you.

Precisely.

Doesn't matter.

Yes, it does.

It matters because it means nobody was impressed with, or cared about, what you said.