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Holy moly! Last night I was playing the game of Halo 2, a fine and dandy game! Anyway, I was shooting opposing players with my dual weilding SMGs, and in the process I even killed a few of them! We were playing on Burial Mounds, and they must have been lagging really bad, because for all I know, they were playing Diablo II on a computer screen next to them and they were killing Mephisto (Hell difficulty) to find Uber rares/uniques. Wow, I felt really good about my playing!

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omg last ngith ai wasn payign the game and i swas shottting bullet ins theair and i killed like a mlot o fpople that were magic finding for rares in the buruial mounds!!! OMG, I EM TEH ELITE HAXX0R!!!