Humorous happenings in school.

Two things happened today, one is amusing, the other is fucking hillarious.

First, I'm like 5'7, a sophomore in highschool. I look like a small kid, but I am, well... a tank. I was walking through the hall, and some big 6'2 lacrosse player was being an ass and tried to ram into me like I wasn't there. I saw it coming and braced myself and when he hit me, he just flat out spun around and landed on his ass! It was so funny, he got all pissed and pretended like he tripped or something. It was great...

The real HILLARIOUS thing happened at lunch. Before I tell you this story, our "Administrator of Discipline" is a bi-polar, former college Linebacker, he played for Michigan I think. HE weighs like 270 and is 6'2 or soemthing like that (this guy hides in bushes with binoc's making sure that no one leaves campus that isn't allowed to). Me and my friends were just sitting in our cafeteria. There are three entrances, an entrance to an outside courtyard, one to the east most side of the building and one to the west most side of the building. Some black kid was close to getting expelled for drug abuse... and today he came in while all cracked out. His eyes were real big and he looked all crazy... twitching and shit.. it was actually kinda scary. This is when the laughing starts. He enters the cafateria from the east side, and as a teacher is coming in the door from outside, he whips a lunch tray about 50 yards across the lunch room at him for no apparent reason... nearby is our Discipline guy. He comes TRUCKING from the fucking west entrance, plowing over chairs. He dives at top speed at the black kid, nearly knocks him out. The kid is rolling around, grabbing his side. 3 minutes later, the discipline guy gets on the intercom and says "the threat has been neutralized in the cafeteria, providing the results of the drug test are accurate **** will be expelled. There is no story here." It was so fucking funny when the kid threw the tray and got plowed.