Great story, ....

That same sorta thing happened to me, (like your first story)

I'm about 5'6, real short, weightlifting and wrestling though bulks me up.

Some jack ass nigger was playing basketball with me and some other people. So I was playing point guard, and i'm coving this jackass and I give him some cushion, (cuz he's really fast from chasing cheetas) and he desides to run through me, *at that moment when he looks and plants his foot I know he's gonna try to ram me, so I box up and brace myself* then he hits me and stops, it was so funny cuz soon as he hit me he dropped the ball and I ran that shit back down the court and layed it up.

Very nice, you'd have to see it to see why it was funny, I mean this porch monkey was like 6'2, I did my hitler salute after he fell backwards and I scored the bucket.

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