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Lenny 2008-04-09 01:52 PM

Zero Punctuation - Spore (17/09/08)
 
Probably the best five minute reviews you'll ever hear.

Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw is the reviewer - Yahtzee is a British-born, currently Australian-based writer and gamer with a sweet hat and a chip on his shoulder. When he isn't talking very fast into a headset mic he also designs freeware adventure games and writes the back page column for PC Gamer, who are too important to mention us. His personal site is www.fullyramblomatic.com.

The reviews are fantastic. It's something you'll hear copied, but never done as well.

The site is: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/arti...eropunctuation

He updates evey Wednesday, at about 3 hours ago (5pm, for me).

23/07/08 - Age of Conan
16/07/08 - Alone in the Dark 5
02/04/08 - Army of Two
05/12/07 - Assassin's Creed
05/09/07 - BioShock
27/08/08 - Braid
12/03/08 - Burnout: Paradise
06/02/08 - Call of Duty 4
14/11/07 - Clive Barker's Jericho
16/03/08 - Condemned 2: Bloodshot
16/01/08 - Crysis
05/03/08 - Devil may Cry 4
03/09/08 - Eve Online
28/11/07 - F.E.A.R. Perseus Mandate
30/04/08 - God of War: Chains of Olympus
14/05/08 - Grand Theft Auto 4
12/12/07 - Guitar Hero III
03/10/07 - Halo 3
18/06/08 - Haze
15/08/07 - Heavenly Sword and other stuff
09/07/08 - LEGO Indiana Jones
19/09/07 - Manhunt
19/12/07 - Mass Effect
31/10/07 - Medal of Honor Airborne
25/06/08 - Metal Gear Solid 4
06/08/08 - Ninja Gaiden 2
09/04/08 - No More Heroes
04/06/08 - TES4: Oblivion
17/10/07 - The Orange Box
21/05/08 - Painkiller
26/09/07 - Peggle
13/08/08 - Prince of Persia Retrospective
22/08/07 - Psychonauts
30/01/08 - Resident Evil: Umbrella Chronicles
20/08/08 - Soul Calibur IV
09/01/08 - Silent Hill: Origins
13/02/08 - Sim City Societies
17/09/08 - Spore
24/10/07 - Super Paper Mario
02/01/08 - Super Mario Galaxy
23/04/08 - Super Smash Bros. Brawl
10/10/07 - Tabula Rasa
12/09/07 - Tomb Raider Anniversary
10/09/08 - Too Human
19/03/08 - Turok
27/02/08 - Uncharted: Drake's Fortune
23/01/08 - The Witcher
28/05/08 - The World Ends With You
26/03/08 - Zack & Wiki
07/11/07 - Zelda: Phantom Hourglass

11/06/08 - Console Rundown
30/07/08 - E3 '08 Trailer Park
07/05/08 - Mailbag Showdown
02/07/08 - Webcomics

The reviews are so good that even if you haven't heard of the game the review is worth watching, and the music at the start and end of each one is brilliant. Always.

To see a full list of his reviews, go to: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/prof...tzee%20Croshaw

EDIT: There'll be quite a few English references in the reviews, which a few of you might not understand. Feel free to ask, and I shall answer.

I'm also going to stick this and, everntually, get round to putting all the reviews up in this first post, which I'll update every week.

Atnas 2008-04-09 02:39 PM

I watched the Phantom Hourglass one. Genius haha. Gotta watch the others sometime.

!King_Amazon! 2008-04-09 04:41 PM

Watched Mass Effect, and I must say I agree with him entirely. Also, he's probably the funniest british guy I've ever heard. I think I chuckled a couple of times.

EDIT: It says he's in Australia right now, so I'll just assume that he's been there for a while. Australians, I've always noticed, seem pretty funny, and quite random. I have a few Australian/New Zealandish? friends who are pretty hilarious.

EDIT2: Bahaha, I just watched his Assassin's Creed review. That was hilarious.

HandOfHeaven 2008-04-10 07:56 AM

I enjoyed the Guitar Hero III review.

Thanatos 2008-04-10 08:10 AM

lol that one was hilarious.

It ends with "I'm not gay."

Lenny 2008-04-16 10:19 AM

And the new one is up!

Condemned 2: Bloodshot

I've also updated the first post with all the reviews in alphabetical order.

Enjoy!

Lenny 2008-04-23 10:11 AM

This week it's the turn of Super Smash Bros. Brawl.

Good review. Lots of blood. :)

HandOfHeaven 2008-04-23 10:22 AM

Ha, 'Gametraders Robina'.

Thanatos 2008-04-23 10:26 AM

This dude cracks me up.

Willkillforfood 2008-04-23 11:47 AM

A lot of aussies are sarcastic as fuck. Racist too :x.

Lenny 2008-04-23 11:57 AM

Shame he's English then, ain't it? :rolleyes: :p

Willkillforfood 2008-04-23 12:07 PM

It is :(.

!King_Amazon! 2008-04-23 12:52 PM

Good review this time.

Lenny 2008-04-30 01:02 PM

And this week, God of War: Chains of Olympus goes under the scalpel.

Quite a positive review for Yahtzee.

Vault Dweller 2008-05-01 01:31 AM

Watched the Army of Two Review and Assassin's Creed.

Bloody hilarious.

Lenny 2008-05-07 10:28 AM

Not a true review this week, but rather an answer to some of the hate mail he's been getting over his not-so-glowing Super Smash Bros. Brawl review.

Rather amusing. I particularly like the irony of him going through and adding punctuation to the e-mails. :rolleyes:

Coffeedagger 2008-05-08 01:42 PM

I saw the god of war chains of olympus one on Xplay and remembered this thread and began to watch many of these.

Edit: I aspire to be just like this guy.

Lenny 2008-05-14 10:07 AM

Yep, Yahtzee tackles the behemoth that is Grand Theft Auto 4 this week. Just about to watch it, so I don't know if it contains any spoilers. If it does, I'll be slightly annoyed, and I'll edit this post to let others know.

EDIT: None at all. :)

Thanatos 2008-05-14 10:53 AM

This guy is funny when you can understand him.

Coffeedagger 2008-05-14 01:08 PM

Lenny can you list the American equivilent of some English insults.

I am now watching every review Yahtzee makes.

Lenny 2008-05-15 05:13 AM

I'm somewhat busy over the next few weeks, so it'll be easier for me if you make a list of English insults (I guess they're from Yahtzee reviews?) and PM them to me.

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I understand every word he says, Thanatos. :)

Thanatos 2008-05-15 07:05 AM

I would be able to understand every word if he just slowed down a bit. Why does he have to talk so incredibly fast? It doesn't add to the comedy, he's funny already. Not needed, IMO.

Coffeedagger 2008-05-15 01:18 PM

I think the fast talking is funny, although you are right he is funny enough already.

!King_Amazon! 2008-05-15 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thanatos
I would be able to understand every word if he just slowed down a bit. Why does he have to talk so incredibly fast? It doesn't add to the comedy, he's funny already. Not needed, IMO.

It does, though. If he talked normally, the reviews would be 2-3x longer. He's packing the same amount of funny into a shorter time-frame. Even though it's pre-written, it makes him seem like he's able to come up with funny shit on the ball.

Lenny 2008-05-21 01:18 PM

After three hours of waiting because The Escapist decided to update their site layout (to a new, pretty one, I must admit), the latest Zero Punctuation is out, and it's about Painkiller, a game you'll never have heard of before.

Seeing as it's a game he wants to review, rather than one people mither him to, or a hyped up game that's just come out, Yahtzee is quite positive about it.

Coffeedagger 2008-05-21 01:23 PM

Yay for Zero Punctuation updates!

Lenny 2008-05-28 12:29 PM

A JRPG this week - The World Ends With You.

Another one I've never heard of, but the review should be good, regardless.

Asamin 2008-05-28 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenny
After three hours of waiting because The Escapist decided to update their site layout (to a new, pretty one, I must admit), the latest Zero Punctuation is out, and it's about Painkiller, a game you'll never have heard of before.

Seeing as it's a game he wants to review, rather than one people mither him to, or a hyped up game that's just come out, Yahtzee is quite positive about it.

That was the first time I saw Zero Punctuation and I was lolling the entire time.

Coffeedagger 2008-05-28 01:41 PM

I love this show.

Edit: Oh god today's was great.

Asamin 2008-05-28 06:47 PM

It could only have been better if it had tits and was on fire.

Lenny 2008-06-04 11:04 AM

This week, Mr. Yahtzee attempts to immerse himself in TES4: Oblivion, and uses a lot of references we English types will get (if you need any help with the strange language, my PM box is always open!). :)

Coffeedagger 2008-06-04 01:31 PM

Wow I forgot about this game then wondered why he didn't review it before, then I realized he lives in Austrailia. It, like all his reviews, was fair.

Asamin 2008-06-09 02:00 PM

That was great. 2 more days till the next one.

!King_Amazon! 2008-06-09 05:58 PM

Oblivion was a good review. Can't wait for his next. Thanks for posting these Lenny, I probably wouldn't have ever known about this otherwise. Great find.

Lenny 2008-06-11 03:54 PM

Nothing this week, I'm afriad - some sort of award ceremony. Instead, the Escapist have re-uploaded his console rundown episode. Which, I have just realised, isn't on my list. I might as well link to it, then.

11/06/08 - Console Rundown

Lenny 2008-06-18 10:44 AM

Yahtzee review another outdoor, space marine, FPS, and hilarity ensues - Haze. Rather good review. Plus you'll get a random advert for one of the features of the Escapist after the video.

Lenny 2008-06-26 09:19 AM

I didn't get the time to post yesterday, so I'll have to do it today. Yahtzee's latest review is Metal Gear Solid 4, and I'm incredibly surprised that not once did he mention next-gen browns. :p

Lenny 2008-07-02 03:37 PM

It's a strange one this week - Yahtzee tells us how to make a Webcomics!

Sooo... who can draw?

Lenny 2008-07-23 11:24 AM

I've been very busy over the past couple of weeks, so this week I've got three links for you: Age of Conan, Alone in the Dark 5 and LEGO Indiana Jones. All three are brilliant reviews, though I'm saddened by the change in title sequence (he no longer plays clips from random songs but rather has a theme tune).

Lenny 2008-07-30 10:56 AM

This weeks is a look at some of the games and trailers of this weeks E3 - E3 '08 Trailer Park. Including a very Monty Python moment in which he mentions Gears 2... and that's it.


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