I'm the bathroom..
 

Okay so I'm in the bathroom at work (1 person bathroom, for both genders) and someone walks up and knocks on the door.

So I respond with "Yeah" to signify that someone is using the bathroom

And the lady goes "Oh, is there somebody in here?"

Now i'm thinking ~~what the fuck.. no maybe the toilet talked, how fucking stupid are you?~~

But instead I replied with, "No..." (just to fuck with her brains a bit)

And then she violently starts shaking the door knob and trying to get it open. (I locked it of course) I'm thinking wow this bitch is so fucking stupid, and then told her "YES SOMEBODY'S IN HERE!"

She stops the shaking of the door and goes, Well maybe you should of said SO!

And walked away...


people = stupid

I am also the bathroom.

LOL I just read that typo, went to post about it, but you beat me to it >.>

Let's be bathrooms together kk?

Yea, people are morons.

As long as I can be the women's bathroom.

how fucking stupid is she?....... i mean come on... someone says NO, and you go like OMFG there' sno one there!!!!! i mean come on how stupid can you be?.. poor retarded bich probaly is gonna be whore or soemthing....

I enjoy urinating on other people's stuff.

Luckily for them, Urine is actually Steril.

Not saying It wouldn't piss me off if you peed on my donut or something, but it's not to much of a health hazard :-/

In my personal opinion you should have pissed all over the seat, not flushed, and walked out.

Needs more shitting in the sink/on the floor/on the seat.

You've got pizazz, KA.

or told her HEY BITCH IM HERE DONT BE FUCKING STUPID

One of my friends had to clean FUCK written in poop on a wall.

thats' awesome, somethign i would've done.

You mean something you would pretend you did and tell everyone you know that you did when you actually didn't because you're a douchebag?

The thing is, though, why would someone go through the trouble of writing it in the first place?

wow what an idiot.

Why's that? I think he has a legitimate question.

I reckon he's commenting about kyeruu. Grue just replies to the last person who posted, I think.

say what? i'm confused, elaborate NOW.

How about "noo", you crazy Puerto Rican bastard?

meh the puerto rican thing, nice touch, the bastard thing, sure i'll go along with it.

And the general sentence? A quote from a film.

And a good one at that.

I like films. And hot dogs.

im more of a hamburger guy

Bratwurst essen. Schnell!

Austin Powers?

Indeed. Goldmember.

The correct quote, from Dr. Evil, is, "How 'bout "nooo", you crazy Dutch bastard!".

i like that one better, wait noooooo, one of my fave singers is from there!

Holland? Who?

That was indeed, a bathroom statement.

no no dutch, actually i'm not sure, it's basshunter! WOOT FOr TECHNO MUSIC FTW

I want to poop in your room and say it was you.

i wanan grab a k47 and shoot you all to death, but even thought i have the power to,i don't do it.

You can shoot an AK-47 into the internet and kill us?

You have some mad powers my friend.

who ever said at the internet? i'll go toyour houses and do it personally

1.) You live in Puerto Rico. That's about this big on a map:


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I don't think their government can even afford an AK-47.

2.) Judging by intellect alone, you're most likely 11-15. You can't get your hands on an AK-47.

3.) Again, judging by your intellect, you don't have the cranial capacity to track us down.

4.) Try it. Joke will be on you. You would have wasted your life over something said on the internet. I'll smile complacently from heaven. At least I'd know that your genetic crap will be taken out of the gene pool.

Owned.

Fix't