Morning Wood
 

Sucks ass. When I want to piss after I wake up, I want to piss. Not have my dick tell me 'Wait a second'...

Lmao. I had midnight wood last night. I was trying to sleep and the fucker wouldn't stop throbbing. WTF. Leave me alone so I can sleep.

You can piss with wood, it's just tricky as hell.

hahahahaha, So glad I don't have that problem :P

I'd rather have morning wood than PMS.

Right about now I start having AWFUL cramps...but b4 i had the baby i hardly had any pain. I'm pretty much constantly a bitch tho ;). I'm pretty easy going, if I have everything I need done...done. lol.

Glad we got that settled!! :grin:

i just lean forward

Dude, it's hard. I don't wanna be pissing a fountain and trying to aim. I just woke up!

Just smack the shit out of it...

haha, kaneda is messy sometimes:(

Wow, that's just an odd fact. You're one post away from the devil's number!

And you're one post away from officially being retarded.

Your right, i need to make 2 really fast lol.
I missed my 420 post though. :(

^ Is your 666th post !!

GONE!
muaahhhaaaha

STFU N00B!



666 was my offering envelope number at my old church.

I wake up with morning wood every goddamn day and it's absolutely annoying given my morning routine of wake up, go to the bathroom, watch a little TV, then check my forums, etc. I have to wait a half hour just to go to the bathroom. :<

I'm telling you guys, just smack the shit out of it and it'll die in seconds.

I'd rather not.

So you surf Zelaron with a boner?

Yeah...not really looking to abuse myself more than I absolutely have to. The old "flying Superman" pose works just fine for me, thank you very much.

Flying Superman pose?!

Anyway, if I use the bathroom before bed it's not usually a problem.

Still happens. And D3V, is that a new way to get off? Smacking your dick around? Leave that to the ladies...

What ladies...?

Hah! I've only got one :( i'm not like Kaneda and sleep around on my girl :killgrin:

That's harsh.

By the time I get to Zel it's gone.

But there's still a lingering after-boner.

No, I'm rather flaccid at that point. 8]

Wtf is Flaccid? .. edit: Nvm... gdit.

Handstands on the toilet bowl