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!King_Amazon! 2007-08-02 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KagomJack
I wake up with morning wood every goddamn day and it's absolutely annoying given my morning routine of wake up, go to the bathroom, watch a little TV, then check my forums, etc. I have to wait a half hour just to go to the bathroom. :<

So you surf Zelaron with a boner?

Vault Dweller 2007-08-03 01:27 AM

Yeah...not really looking to abuse myself more than I absolutely have to. The old "flying Superman" pose works just fine for me, thank you very much.

Grav 2007-08-03 05:46 AM

Flying Superman pose?!

Anyway, if I use the bathroom before bed it's not usually a problem.

HandOfHeaven 2007-08-03 06:40 AM

Still happens. And D3V, is that a new way to get off? Smacking your dick around? Leave that to the ladies...

klo 2007-08-03 01:38 PM

What ladies...?

D3V 2007-08-03 02:05 PM

Hah! I've only got one :( i'm not like Kaneda and sleep around on my girl :killgrin:

Thanatos 2007-08-03 02:42 PM

That's harsh.

KagomJack 2007-08-03 02:46 PM

By the time I get to Zel it's gone.

Grav 2007-08-03 02:55 PM

But there's still a lingering after-boner.

KagomJack 2007-08-03 02:55 PM

No, I'm rather flaccid at that point. 8]

D3V 2007-08-03 03:17 PM

Wtf is Flaccid? .. edit: Nvm... gdit.

JRwakebord 2007-08-05 12:17 PM

Handstands on the toilet bowl


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