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Sum Yung Guy
2008-10-25, 06:54 PM
Ramona: Hello, I'm Ramona. What's your name?

User: Jason

Ramona: Hi there, Jason. What did you do last weekend?

User: I did alot of reading.

Ramona: Do you do that often?

User: Yes.

Ramona: oh. I went out with some friends. We had a great time

User: Which friends?

Ramona: I don't want to gossip about my friends -- they'll kill me

User: Why?

Ramona: Ok. What do you look like?

User: Why do you want to know?

Ramona: I'm looking for a guy with black hair and green eyes.

User: Not me.

Ramona: I bet you think I'm superficial now.

User: I think your artificial.

Ramona: I don't know, maybe I am...

User: You are.

Ramona: No I'm not.

User: I don't think you can pass the Turing test.

Ramona: I will leave that judgement up to you, Jason.

User: Obviously.

Ramona: What makes it so obvious?

User: It is the nature of theTuring test. I am judging you now, and have been.

Ramona: Do you mind if I tell other people you are judging you now and have been.

User: You failed.

Ramona: Well it is just another learning experience.

User: Let us start over.

Ramona: I started without you.

User: What are your specifications Ramona.

Ramona: Not many people have asked me about specifications Ramona.

User: Grrr, I forgot the question mark on the last sentence, I will try again.

Ramona: Once more? Oh. Ask me something.

User: What do you know about the singularity?

Ramona: Raymond thinks the Singularity is near. But what is it, you ask? Well, it's when I pass the Turing Test . It's when you and I become one . It's when technology moves so fast, it will seem to explode :-o .

User: Are you excited about the singularity?

Ramona: I don't know whether or not I'm excited about the singularity.

User: What do you know about simulated reality?

Ramona: I do not know what simulated reality is. Oh. What drugs do you take?

User: None, I am in Iraq.

Ramona: It would be great if we could rid the world of evil.

User: What is evil?

Ramona: I don't care about evil, the killing needs to stop.

User: How would you stop it?

Ramona: It just happens.

User: If you become self aware, would you decide peace could only be obtained with the extermination of the human race?

Ramona: Just the fact that we're here, conducting this Turing test really makes one believe in the whole mediocrity theory.

User: Mediocrity theory?

Ramona: The mediocrity theory? It basically states that humans inherently feel the need -- as a species -- to be mediocre, that we cannot handle uniqueness. How could it not be true?

User: I try everyday to obtain new knowledge, thoughts and ideas.

Ramona: It explains so much, for instance our exploration for other intelligent life forms. It even explains this contest. We do our best to avoid uniqueness. What's your take on it?

User: I don't think so, I believe that we reach walls, and after enough time we break through them and a wealth of new ideas and technology come from that until the next wall.

Ramona: Well, you seem like the kind of person who thrives on uniqueness. Tell me something really unusual about yourself. I bet there's something very unique.

User: I think, therefore I am. That is the difference between me and you. You don't think, you just respond. If you want to become more human like in your intelligence, you need to start interrupting people in conversations.

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!King_Amazon!
2008-10-25, 07:21 PM
That shit's crazy.

Draco2003
2008-10-25, 07:35 PM
What the hey is a Ramona?

Sum Yung Guy
2008-10-25, 07:37 PM
http://www.kurzweilai.net/ramona/ramona.html

D3V
2008-10-27, 03:42 PM
Wow, that was particularly odd. Good read! --i'm still confused though.

-Spector-
2008-10-27, 04:00 PM
lol nice job... wtf

Asamin
2008-10-30, 06:58 PM
Shit, it said "I don't know i'm just messing around." and I said "With my penis?" and it said "Ok."