hello

[memera]

:) hi everyone i'm new around here

[Chruser]

Hi memera, welcome to Zelaron! I hope you enjoy your stay.

[Lenny]

Howdy. Welcome to Zelaron.

In case of emergency, the fire exits are located to the left and the right. There are life-jackets under your seat, but due to budget cut's, the CO2 cylinders have been taken out of them, so chances are, you won't float.

Enjoy your flight with Zelair.

[MightyJoe]

Welcome to Zelaron.

[kyeruu]

what is up with u and that ten times out of ten? http://img433.imageshack.us/img433/3016/him8ah.gif

[Jessifer]

There are life-jackets under your seat, but due to budget cut's, the CO2 cylinders have been taken out of them, so chances are, you won't float.

Unless your overweight/have big breasts and thus couldn't sink even if you tried to.

Hiya Memera!

[Willkillforfood]

Aren't there helium implants now? Sounds like a good investment.

[Sovereign]

D2 reference, from back in the day

[Willkillforfood]

Helium implants are? :o You learn something new every day.

[Sovereign]

Learn2understand reply system plz!