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Titusfied
2006-05-09, 03:23 PM
Craig,

I know it's been a few years since we were last together, but I can't stop thinking about you. You fuck me better than anyone I've ever been with, or ever heard about for that matter. Your dick iks so big and it feels so good when you penetrated me, and I just want it all the time. Now, I know you are happy right now, and I don't want anything exclusive. I just want to suck you off and fuck the shit out of you every once in a while so I can feel good about myself again.

Please, use and abuse me when you're drunk.

Please, call me only when you feel like having sex.

Please, don't hesitate to call if you want a blow job.

For the love of God and all that is good, PLEASE, just fuck me again with no strings attached!

Love always and forever,

Ex-girlfriend



Wow, now I'm all confused about what to do. Should I fuck, choke, and fist this hoe again, or should I play nice and not cheat on my current girlfriend?

Sum Yung Guy
2006-05-09, 03:33 PM
You piece of shit I will kill you!

In Halo 2 when I get back.

Loser.

glory_gamer
2006-05-09, 03:37 PM
Craig,

I know it's been a few years since we were last together, but I can't stop thinking about you. You fuck me better than anyone I've ever been with, or ever heard about for that matter. Your dick iks so big and it feels so good when you penetrated me, and I just want it all the time. Now, I know you are happy right now, and I don't want anything exclusive. I just want to suck you off and fuck the shit out of you every once in a while so I can feel good about myself again.

Please, use and abuse me when you're drunk.

Please, call me only when you feel like having sex.

Please, don't hesitate to call if you want a blow job.

For the love of God and all that is good, PLEASE, just fuck me again with no strings attached!

Love always and forever,

Steveharris666
More like this!

sue_13
2006-05-09, 03:39 PM
That is quite possible Glory, Titus and Steve did hit it off back in the day.

kenpo sensei
2006-05-09, 03:42 PM
That shit is funny

gruesomeBODY
2006-05-09, 11:00 PM
Wow i laughed hard

JRwakebord
2006-05-09, 11:38 PM
That's every guy's dream e-mail. Whether or not you act on it is up to you and your moral standards. Me? I'd probably act on it, but I'm a scumbag.

kenpo sensei
2006-05-11, 09:41 AM
I'm still laughing

JRwakebord
2006-05-16, 10:42 PM
Do it yet?