Three-word story

[Chruser]

The rules are simple. Somebody types three words, and whoever posts a reply will continue the story with three more words.
For instance, if a guy types "The guy was...", then the next reply might be something like "...running down the..." and so on.

Special "words" like "you're" or "I'm" that are actually two words will still be classed as one word.

[Chruser]

Allow me to start:




The gun was...

[BlueCube]

Originally posted by Chruser
The gun was...

gripped tightly by

[Chruser]

the man who

[BlueCube]

had just killed

[Xenn]

dozens of evil

[Sirpullido]

super furry hamsters

[Chruser]

when they had

[Xenn]

bitten off his

[Sirpullido]

feet's fat dice

[Chruser]

which resulted in

[User Name # 1]

big mess. However

[BlueCube]

the hamster leader

[Randuin]

is gay and

[Medieval Bob]

attacking from behind

[Randuin]

of the donkey

[Sum Yung Guy]

and wanted to

[Chruser]

say STFU NOOB

[Sum Yung Guy]

. The next morning

[Hades-Knight]

he found himself

[Xenn]

burning in hell.

[Unregistered]

He liked to

[Grav]

SAY YOU SUCK

[Sum Yung Guy]

PENGUINS! Die please.

[Hades-Knight]

-ROFL this is gettin off topic now-

He killed penguin

[Sum Yung Guy]

and ate his

[ask_rabber]

crotch and balls.

[Hades-Knight]

and the penguin

[Hades-Knight]

closed his shard

[Medieval Bob]

to gay GMs

[Chruser]

since they had

[Sum Yung Guy]

no fucking clue

[User Name # 1]

on how to

[Sirpullido]

cook a penguin

[Silverjinx18]

with barbecue sauce

[Randuin]

on a propane

[Chruser]

.

One morning, someone

[Silverjinx18]

took a big

[Chruser]

carrot out of

[Silverjinx18]

the fridge and

[RoboticSilence]

their ass and

[User Name # 1]

start to peel

[RoboticSilence]

bananas and use

[Grav]

COMMITTED FUCKING SUICIDE

[RoboticSilence]

with the carrot

[Silverjinx18]

. Later someone found

[User Name # 1]

by chance, in

[Silverjinx18]

a swimming pool,

[Wiccan][V][asta]

large brown poopies

[User Name # 1]

which look like

[Chruser]

Bill Gates' personal

[Medieval Bob]

poopies. He took

[Xenn]

large quantities of

[User Name # 1]

toxic metal, then

[Chruser]

buried his head

[Silverjinx18]

in a wasted

[BlueCube]

old trash dump,

[Silverjinx18]

to his amazment

[BlueCube]

he found a

[RoboticSilence]

whore and fucked

[Silverjinx18]

piece of penguin

[Chruser]

by standing on

[BlueCube]

a really old

[Silverjinx18]

chair. He then

[RoboticSilence]

fell ninety-nine feet

[BlueCube]

onto a pile

[Silverjinx18]

of steaming hot

[RoboticSilence]

asphalt and died.

[BlueCube]

His rotting corpse

[RoboticSilence]

, infested with maggots,

[BlueCube]

was kicked repeatedly

[RoboticSilence]

by the whore

[BlueCube]

because he forgot

[Silverjinx18]

to pay. He

[Medieval Bob]

was broke and

[Silverjinx18]

the whore decided

[Randuin]

to fuck him

[RoboticSilence]

, being a necrophiliac

[Silverjinx18]

. When she finished

[Randuin]

she began to

[Sum Yung Guy]

fuck the maggots

[Silverjinx18]

which were on

[Sum Yung Guy]

there maggotly knees

[Silverjinx18]

pleading for a

[RoboticSilence]

hand job or

[Silverjinx18]

a creative way

[Randuin]

to do the

[RoboticSilence]

lapdances she always

[Randuin]

does to the

[Silverjinx18]

rotting dead body

[Medieval Bob]

. Now that's just

[Sum Yung Guy]

sick and stupid

[Chruser]

, a memory from

[Randuin]

his big fat

[Chruser]

, and uncreative imagination

[Randuin]

is very very

[Medieval Bob]

dis tur bing.

[Wiccan][V][asta]

This story sucks. :D

[RoboticSilence]

[removes period and smilie] and ends now.

[Silverjinx18]

No...not really. ;)

[Randuin]

up your ass

[User Name # 1]

said him to

[Mr.Lee]

find a new

[RoboticSilence]

dog shitting rocks.

[Randuin]

What you say?

[Chruser]

Someone spammed Zelaron

[Sirpullido]

on every thread

[Randuin]

in every forum

[User Name # 1]

at any time

[Randuin]

up every ass

[BlueCube]

and within all

[Strider Fury]

penises, there are

[Chruser]

so extremely stupid

[Mr.Lee]

and wasting bandwidth

[User Name # 1]

, but penguins like

[Chruser]

to kill themselves

[Penguin]

after stealing ZelaronForums

[Sum Yung Guy]

iownjoo.com sucks alot

[Mr.Lee]

and are surely

[Penguin]

better then sumyungguysfailureuoshard =p

[Sum Yung Guy]

its Fliers fault

[User Name # 1]

due to excess

[Penguin]

amount of weight

[BlueCube]

which was starting

[Chruser]

to affect his

[Penguin]

incredibly small tailbone

[BlueCube]

and also his

[NonGayMan]

gigantic middle finger

[User Name # 1]

pointing in front

[BlueCube]

towards an old

[NonGayMan]

man with a

[User Name # 1]

big big big

[BlueCube]

large and frightening

[Silverjinx18]

rather large quivering

[NonGayMan]

pit bull that

[Sum Yung Guy]

also had a

[NonGayMan]

large ferocious face

[BlueCube]

and huge teeth

[Silverjinx18]

the man sent

[NonGayMan]

his weak cat

[Penguin]

into his rectum

[NonGayMan]

to touch the

[Penguin]

severly enlarged prostate

[Grav]

I Kill you

[User Name # 1]

said the irremovable

[JRwakebord]

tumor. The cat

[NonGayMan]

went into super

[JRwakebord]

crazy crack mode

[NonGayMan]

and smoked all

[JRwakebord]

the crack that

[BlueCube]

the man had

[JRwakebord]

in his giant

[User Name # 1]

starship. Then suddenly,

[JohnnyTAE]

A piece of

[Chruser]

pepperoni exploded, and

[NonGayMan]

the pizza got

[JohnnyTAE]

stuck between his

[Raziel]

two front teeth

[BlueCube]

and took most

[WetWired]

of the year

[BlueCube]

to remove it.

[NonGayMan]

Now he is

[Raziel]

employed by a

[Grav]

communist dictator, who

[BlueCube]

Burger King restaraunt

[User Name # 1]

is a lover.

[JohnnyTAE]

for three gay

[NonGayMan]

clowns that hate

[Raziel]

being poked in

[JRwakebord]

the hairy scrotum

[JohnnyTAE]

because it tickled...

[JRwakebord]

said hairy scrotum

[NonGayMan]

A ghetto child

[mightychicken]

is in the

[BlueCube]

old abandoned warehouse

[NonGayMan]

then a man

[mightychicken]

came with the

[NonGayMan]

three gigantic monkeys

[JohnnyTAE]

from Tonga, like

[mightychicken]

Sox, Stevie, and

[NonGayMan]

Ronaldo Murphey. They

[User Name # 1]

turned around for

[JohnnyTAE]

the sexy lady

[BlueCube]

who they thought

[Jamesadin]

was thier doctor

[User Name # 1]

Jeckyll, but in

[Jamesadin]

the dark hallway

[Strider Fury]

he tripped and

[Jamesadin]

spilled his milk

[User Name # 1]

all around the

[Jamesadin]

little silver toilet

[BlueCube]

he always kept

[User Name # 1]

unclean. But at

[Jamesadin]

certain times, he

[BlueCube]

is able to

[Baker.Smash]

place it conveniently

[NonGayMan]

into air freshened

[User Name # 1]

some angel dust

[JohnnyTAE]

was snorted by

[NonGayMan]

a man-eating dragon

[JohnnyTAE]

while he masturbated

[Strider Fury]

into a cup

["CRØNîC-KîLLå"]

and it overflowed

[NonGayMan]

all over the

[User Name # 1]

tape-recorder that

[Strider Fury]

recorded his orgasm

[Grav]

and then he

[Strider Fury]

licked his own

[Grav]

... marshmellow easter peeps

[NonGayMan]

that were poisonous

[JohnnyTAE]

The poison effected

[NonGayMan]

his elephantitus finger

[JohnnyTAE]

Then a miracle

[User Name # 1]

occures when he

[NonGayMan]

shoves a large

[Strider Fury]

Hot Beef Injection

[mightychicken]

in the main

[Jamesadin]

vain in his

[JohnnyTAE]

buttex, then he

[Jamesadin]

ate his very

[NonGayMan]

dog that gave

[JohnnyTAE]

him stress, while


Note: This is no longer a story but one big run on sentence yaaay!

[User Name # 1]

masturbating the cat

[mightychicken]

on the top

[JohnnyTAE]

of a shaggin

[Jamesadin]

wagon, 1960 Volkswagon

[JohnnyTAE]

of which belonged

[NonGayMan]

to an old

[Sum Yung Guy]

kung fu master

[mightychicken]

, and his wonderous

[JohnnyTAE]

masturbation skills. He


Note: thats third time masturbation was used in 2 pages lets make it 4

[Strider Fury]

drove the car

[RoboticSilence]

until this closed...

[Chruser]

the bridge after

[NonGayMan]

a dirty prostitute

[JohnnyTAE]

asked him, Hey

[NonGayMan]

want to have

[JohnnyTAE]

sex with puppy!

[Hell Hound]

gross !

[Hell Hound]

she then went

[Jamesadin]

to a large

[Hell Hound]

whore party where

[mightychicken]

there was lots

[Hell Hound]

gang-banging hoes who

[NonGayMan]

like to suck

[JohnnyTAE]

Non Gay Dick :D

[Hell Hound]

then a bunch

[NonGayMan]

of bar drunkies

[Hell Hound]

came along and

[NonGayMan]

started a fight