Three-word story

[Hell Hound]

by stealing hoes

[NonGayMan]

she grabbed a

[JohnnyTAE]

Non Gay Man

[NonGayMan]

he fought off

[JohnnyTAE]

all the whores

[Hell Hound]

with a spoon

[NonGayMan]

and a fork

[JohnnyTAE]

after he was

[ViciousMilitia]

all hard and

[ViciousMilitia]

sweaty so he

[Strider Fury]

could Bed-lamb

[Chruser]

a whole bunch

[NonGayMan]

of evil monkies

[User Name # 1]

like he would

[JohnnyTAE]

never see tommorow

[Jamesadin]

but then he

[mightychicken]

saw the next

[RoboticSilence]

Seinfeld episode and

[mightychicken]

went to the

[Jamesadin]

bar to drink

[NonGayMan]

a few beers.

[Jamesadin]

but then he

[JohnnyTAE]

yelled hey you

[mightychicken]

to the main

[NonGayMan]

bartender guy who

[mightychicken]

then yelled back, "

[NonGayMan]

what do you

[Jamesadin]

and I replied

[NonGayMan]

more beers now!

[Jamesadin]

And the bartender

[BlueCube]

felt that beer

[Strider Fury]

with his luv-potato

[Jamesadin]

would be nice

[mightychicken]

in the sack

[Strider Fury]

,so he thought.

[JohnnyTAE]

oh my what

[Jamesadin]

the hell happened?

[Strider Fury]

as The Non

[Raziel]

conformist lesbian monkey

[mightychicken]

started to eat

[Jamesadin]

the big banana

[Strider Fury]

which grew from

[mightychicken]

the tallest tree

[JohnnyTAE]

on Tonga, where...

[Chruser]

people hump palmtrees.

[NonGayMan]

A guy grabbed

[Jamesadin]

a big coconut

[Strider Fury]

and started to

[mightychicken]

make a big

[Strider Fury]

nm jonny and i posted at the same time:noid:

[JohnnyTAE]

hut for all


Originally posted by Chruser
people hump palmtrees.

We don't Hump them just use the crotch to get leverage and climb to the top :p

[Jamesadin]

the big girls

[JohnnyTAE]

and there little

[Jamesadin]

toys, which they

[JohnnyTAE]

stick in the

[Strider Fury]

protoplasmic extraction unit

[NonGayMan]

called Operation X

[NickYL14]

which was known

[JohnnyTAE]

to only a

[Strider Fury]

single individual named

[Jamesadin]

Johnson, he was

[JohnnyTAE]

a very weird

[Jamesadin]

and very horny

[JohnnyTAE]

Young scientist, who's

[Jamesadin]

head was very

[JohnnyTAE]

mushy with lil

[Strider Fury]

purple moles on

[JohnnyTAE]

his forehead and

[Jamesadin]

green spots on

[okok44]

on the side

[JohnnyTAE]

of his cheek

[okok44]

when then his

[ViciousMilitia]

this is gay

[NonGayMan]

useless octopus gun

[okok44]

Dam ran out

[Raziel]

of fucking bullets

[Randuin]

god damn bullshit

[Raziel]

(You suck at this, Randuin.)

[okok44]

Same to you

[NonGayMan]

a huge ray

[BlueCube]

shot out of

[User Name # 1]

the entire planet

[BlueCube]

and proceeded to

[ViciousMilitia]

blast randuin's ass

[JohnnyTAE]

Yippie yelled the

[mightychicken]

messed up kid

[Raziel]

with fish pants

[mightychicken]

and a huge

[JohnnyTAE]

blue bowl of

[mightychicken]

the best kind

[User Name # 1]

of new generation

[JohnnyTAE]

of vienna sausages

[mightychicken]

with their wholesome

[JohnnyTAE]

taste, then he

[mightychicken]

made sure the

[JohnnyTAE]

door was locked

[mightychicken]

so that it

[JohnnyTAE]

couldn't be open

[Raziel]

for anyone to

[JohnnyTAE]

just come and

[Raziel]

dump their money

[JohnnyTAE]

and the underwear

[Raziel]

all over the

[JohnnyTAE]

living room floor

[ViciousMilitia]

for him to

[User Name # 1]

grab the rest

[mightychicken]

of the prescious

[Raziel]

ancient toenail clippings

[NonGayMan]

he brought them

[okok44]

that smelled like

[JohnnyTAE]

to the dormitory

[BlueCube]

located in the

[JohnnyTAE]

upper part of

[ViciousMilitia]

of the west

[Raziel]

-side trailer park.

[ViciousMilitia]

down by the

[Raziel]

old and abandoned

[JohnnyTAE]

Trailer where vicious

[Raziel]

blew his dad

[ViciousMilitia]

and raziel helped

[ViciousMilitia]

blow vicious's dad

[JohnnyTAE]

head off while

[okok44]

his moms got

[NonGayMan]

fingered by a

[ViciousMilitia]

stop stop stop

[JohnnyTAE]

Sign studdered bill

[ViciousMilitia]

as he kicked

[okok44]

the living shit

[ViciousMilitia]

out of raziel

[JohnnyTAE]

and viciousmiltia

[Raziel]

for being such

[BlueCube]

a bunch of

[RoboticSilence]

maurading moronic idiots.

[BlueCube]

The next day

[ViciousMilitia]

raziel was dead

[BlueCube]

Due to a(n)

[Raziel]

crazy oversexed gorilla

[Strider Fury]

whom brutally raped

[Raziel]

and ravaged Raziel's

[BlueCube]

the living heck

[Raziel]

out of his

[BlueCube]

large gas heater

[Raziel]

that he keeps

[BlueCube]

in the corner

[ViciousMilitia]

and vicious lived.

[BlueCube]

Yes, vicious lived,

[ViciousMilitia]

for ever more.

[BlueCube]

He lived because

[okok44]

of his moms

[BlueCube]

homemade "special brownies"

[ViciousMilitia]

that where tasty

[BlueCube]

and individually wrapped.

[okok44]

. As he ate

[BlueCube]

them, his HP

[Raziel]

dropped very suddenly

[RoboticSilence]

then hit ZERO.

[User Name # 1]

But as he

[Strider Fury]

started to recover,

[BlueCube]

he noticed that

[User Name # 1]

he would not

[BlueCube]

be able to

[Jamesadin]

pet his dog

[okok44]

that had a

[Strider Fury]

mutated leg sticking

[BlueCube]

out on the

[okok44]

side of ear

[Strider Fury]

which kicks people

[JohnnyTAE]

Visually. THen one

[ViciousMilitia]

super hot day

[okok44]

a sublime girl

[JohnnyTAE]

ran up to

[Strider Fury]

the dog and

[BlueCube]

then began to

[Strider Fury]

make sweet luv

[BlueCube]

rather inappropriately, and

[Strider Fury]

then decided to

[okok44]

smack the bitch

[JohnnyTAE]

Because she bit

[Baker.Smash]

a hotdog. Cows

[JohnnyTAE]

sometimes don't like

[Jamesadin]

to eat the

[JohnnyTAE]

Hay that the

[BlueCube]

farmers put in

[Strider Fury]

the fields so

[JohnnyTAE]

they goto the

[Jamesadin]

barn to get

[NonGayMan]

rare chicken milk

[User Name # 1]

while bulls are

[BlueCube]

used instead of

[NonGayMan]

cows with utters

[BlueCube]

. It's a strange

[JohnnyTAE]

World out there

[okok44]

but someones got

[BlueCube]

to do it

[Jamesadin]

so he ran

[BlueCube]

towards the garbage

[okok44]

next to the

[User Name # 1]

but as he

[okok44]

saw the nasty

[Jamesadin]

pig leaving from