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!King_Amazon!
2005-06-28, 02:53 AM
Apparently I've got one. It's a bump next to my anus that is kinda dark blue like a bruise and it's filled with pus. My pustule on my balls is gone thankfully, but now this. WHY?
I've gotta get it drained by a doctor. That should be fun telling a doctor that I need an anal bump drained.
Adrenachrome
2005-06-28, 05:23 AM
Fuck.. You're strugglin...
!King_Amazon!
2005-06-28, 06:56 AM
No shit man, I guess I'm just really unlucky lately. I'm waiting for the cancer.
Kaneda
2005-06-28, 07:34 AM
Is he going to be taking and pictures for research purposes?
Thanatos
2005-06-28, 10:28 AM
No shit man, I guess I'm just really unlucky lately. I'm waiting for the cancer.
That blows, man.
I think I might have cancer. Breast cancer to be exact. There's a lump on my left peck and it hurts whenever touched. It's not going away and I'm getting pissed.
Maybe a rib fracture? I'd get an x-ray just for the hell of it, not like they're difficult to come by.
Lenny
2005-06-28, 11:02 AM
Ouch...you seem to be on the wrong side of bumps and pustules...
Mantralord
2005-06-28, 11:37 AM
I fucked him so hard he got a postule on his ass.
Adrenachrome
2005-06-28, 12:54 PM
Al has the gay.
!King_Amazon!
2005-06-28, 03:10 PM
That blows, man.
I think I might have cancer. Breast cancer to be exact. There's a lump on my left peck and it hurts whenever touched. It's not going away and I'm getting pissed.
Very doubtful that it's cancer, I had the same thing when I was younger and so did a few other people I know(didn't we already talk about this in another thread?),
Penguin
2005-06-28, 03:48 PM
Google Image Search FTW! (http://images.google.com/images?biw=&q=Anorectal+abscess+&hl=en&btnG=Search+Images)
Mantralord
2005-06-28, 05:37 PM
Google Image Search FTW! (http://images.google.com/images?biw=&q=Anorectal+abscess+&hl=en&btnG=Search+Images)
If you turn off image filtering you get more. I masturbated to each one.
-=Rico-GP=-
2005-06-28, 06:21 PM
Do it yourself with a needle and a mirror.
HandOfHeaven
2005-06-28, 09:40 PM
Talk about infection right there....
!King_Amazon!
2005-06-29, 09:18 AM
No shit man. It hurts too much, fuck that.
slaynish
2005-06-29, 01:07 PM
Duke, fucking.
EWW
Its like a grape on your ass? That really sucks man, its like a life-ruiner. Good luck K_A.
!King_Amazon!
2005-06-29, 03:17 PM
It's smaller than a grape. It seems to be going away.
HandOfHeaven
2005-06-29, 09:08 PM
At least it ain't really big. I'd say go an tell a doctor about it if it's not gone by next week, despite the embarrasment.
Penny_Bags
2005-07-14, 07:13 PM
Holy fucking shit. man....
Holy fucking shit.
!King_Amazon!
2005-07-14, 08:15 PM
It's still there, it isn't getting any better or any worse, and it doesn't bother me, so for now I've got my own pet abscess.
Kaneda
2005-07-14, 09:22 PM
Well I guess if you were a caveman it would be that way wether you liked it or not.
Adrenachrome
2005-07-14, 09:24 PM
You're under 18? Get that shit taken care of before you lose insurance.
Lenny
2005-07-15, 09:48 AM
Pet eh??
Whaddya call it??
Have you been to the Doctors yet??
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