Who tastes better?

[Mantralord]

You heard me. The question: assuming Grav and Slaynish's meat were prepared and served the same way, which would taste better?

Do not let your judgement be clouded by your love/hate for either one. Make your decision on the context of scrumptuous flavor alone.

So, who would you pick? Who's cuisine will reign supreme!?

HOW THEY ARE COOKED (Beef stew a la Slaynish/Grav):
The meat is marinated for 2 hours with a mixture of lemon juice, thyme, salt, pepper, and rosemary. The meat is cut into cubes, and fried until lightly browned on the outside in a dutch oven. Red wine is used to deglaise the pan after cooking the meat. We add a little olive oil, and some chopped onions, celery, carrots, and tomatoes. After those have cooked for a few minutes, we add some beef stock (or preferably, stock made from the rest of their body). We put the cooked meat back in the pan, and add a touch of fresh thyme, pepper, parsely, rosemary, garlic, and corn starch. Bring the heat down to simmer, and let cook for 3 hours.

[MightyJoe]

So, who would you pick? Who's cuisine will reign supreme!?


Deep fried or broiled?

[HandOfHeaven]

I'm sure he'd take it pickled.

[HandOfHeaven]

And who supposes he would eat it, anyways?

[!King_Amazon!]

Yeah, we need to know HOW they are being prepared before we can make an informed decision.

[Mantralord]

Yeah, we need to know HOW they are being prepared before we can make an informed decision.


Alright, I'll bite. I'll change the first post to indicate the cooking procedure.

[!King_Amazon!]

Probably grav.

[-=Rico-GP=-]

Slaynish would have a more plentiful taste because of all the neck fat.

[Mantralord]

I think slaynish...younger meat is more tender.

[!King_Amazon!]

I believe grav has more fat and would have more flavor due to this.

[Mantralord]

I believe grav has more fat and would have more flavor due to this.

Yea, but Grav probably moves too much, so his legs are tough. Slaynish just sits at home all day playing D2.

[!King_Amazon!]

Grav would taste funny due to his lame humor, but he'd still taste better.

[Mantralord]

I guess we'll never know for sure, unless we murder them...

[!King_Amazon!]

I'm all for it!

[slaynish]

Yea, but Grav probably moves too much, so his legs are tough. Slaynish just sits at home all day playing D2.


Actually.

I dont own that game anymore. I havnt played any d2 since.. who knows when.

Anyways, shouldnt we have Soverign in this conversation.

After all, i move much more than sov, and he is a drop-out, and doesnt have a job : \. So maybe he should be added to this poll?

[Mantralord]

Actually.

I dont own that game anymore. I havnt played any d2 since.. who knows when.

Anyways, shouldnt we have Soverign in this conversation.

After all, i move much more than sov, and he is a drop-out, and doesnt have a job : \. So maybe he should be added to this poll?

It is a possibility....

[Slim]

I'm pretty sure he's still in school, though I could be wrong.

[slaynish]

Nope

K_A found out and passed the news to me

Why do you think he's been so goddamned active//annoying lately?

[-=Rico-GP=-]

Why do you think you're so goddamned tastey?

[Mantralord]

Why do you think you're so goddamned tastey?

kekekekeekeke tastey thx!!

[-=Rico-GP=-]

??????? ???????? ???????????????? lo lo lo :grin: :killgrin: ;)

[Randuin]

I like beef, so I'll choose slaynish.

PS: tl;dr

[Penguin]

Hmmm. This thread is slightly amusing to me, congrats.

[Mantralord]

Hmmm. This thread is slightly amusing to me, congrats.

Shut up Pengiun, you're next on the menu.

[-=Rico-GP=-]

Roast Penguin? G_G

[Lenny]

I've heard that penguins are kinda tough. Though there should be quite a lot of fat keeping them warm. At least they don't have long limbs. Not much meat is wasted thataway.

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Slaynish. Gotta be. Grav would probably try and choke us to death.

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You've said how they are cooked, but not served.

[Dr. Geekstar]

i voted grav... it wouldnt taste good but just the joy of eating him.... MUAHAHAHA

[Lenny]

But the poll's called: "Who tastes better?"

[PureRebel]

sov doesn't need to be on the menu, he'd be all spoiled from sitting @ the computer 24/7 kekekekkggthx

[Grav]

I know who tastes better. Your mom.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh snap!

[KagomJack]

You heard me. The question: assuming Grav and Slaynish's meat were prepared and served the same way, which would taste better?
Hello Clarice.
*sucking noises*

I'd say Grav would taste shitty, he's mostly meat and bones. Slaynish, however, has some meat and would probably taste good.

[PureRebel]

youe just fat, u have no good meat, ur spoiled and bloated kkthx

[Penny_Bags]

I would have to force myself into thinking that Slaynish tastes better, had I the opportunity to feast on their man penises. Reason being? If I could trick myself into thinking that, I would probably eat Slaynish's goods. Hence forth, giving him the inability to procreate. I really don't want Slaynish to procreate.

[Thanatos]

Sov dropped out of school to post on Zelaron? Holy fucking shit.

Meh, I'd choose Grav because his hygeine is probably a lot better off than Slaynish's.

[Sovereign]

Huh? No i didn't. I go to a different school. SHS was a crock of shit.

[Vollstrecker]

Lies. I gave you $5 at the street corner yesterday! :x

[Sovereign]

God damn it, you didn't have to tell them....

:p

[Grav]

Dude, you eat dick. Fucking faggot.

[slaynish]

Fucking crist.

[Penny_Bags]

I love dick.

[PureRebel]

I love dick.
take it like a man...

[-=Rico-GP=-]

He just did. I bet you would like to take it like a man eh? Fag.

[Lenny]

I still want to know how they are served. What sauce is...dribbled over them on the plate??? Salad on a side plate??? Wine???

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Shit, I said prepared. Erm...served. That's what I was supposed to type.

[!King_Amazon!]

He said how they are prepared dumbass.

[Randuin]

I like roasted beef lots :)