Lord of the Bong

[KagomJack]

I am writing a script for a parody of the Lord of the Ring: Fellowship of the Ring. It is called Lord of the Bong: Fellowship of the Bong. Expect it to be nasty, funny, and full of illegal narcotic references and some use!

[Kuja]

Chikamoo!

[Sovereign]

YAY!!!!

[KagomJack]

Just wait until Gandalf wants to toke the Bong. Give me the Bong. I want to smoke it bitch.

[!King_Amazon!]

Hum...

[KagomJack]

don't worry. You'll like it. I promise KA

[zagggon]

Oh my dearie me JIBLETS!!!!!!!!!!!

[KagomJack]

Exerpt: DILDO
So there I was, at the mercy of three
hot, oiled trolls, and they were arguing about how to screw us! Whether it be turned on a split,
or if they should sit in us one by one and
squash us into tenderized bobbit meat! They spent so much time arguing the whithertos and whyfors that the
first light of the sun crept up over the tops of the trees and turned them all to stone!

I just put this there becuase it has to do with an exerpt from the story.

[Mantralord]

The whole concept of weed is getting old. Can people please start talking about something else?

[KagomJack]

well, just wait until i can transfer the movie to the comp, i'll post it out on the internet for ALL to see (you guys see it for free, others pay :D)

[Demosthenes]

sounds funny...look 4wd 2 watching it

[RoboticSilence]

Exerpt: DILDO
So there I was, at the mercy of three
hot, oiled trolls, and they were arguing about how to screw us! Whether it be turned on a split,
or if they should sit in us one by one and
squash us into tenderized bobbit meat! They spent so much time arguing the whithertos and whyfors that the
first light of the sun crept up over the tops of the trees and turned them all to stone!

I just put this there becuase it has to do with an exerpt from the story.

This isn't from Lord of the Rings at all, it's from The Hobbit.

[Eddie_Perez]

I am writing a script for a parody of the Lord of the Ring: Fellowship of the Ring. It is called Lord of the Bong: Fellowship of the Bong. Expect it to be nasty, funny, and full of illegal narcotic references and some use!

That's soooo original.

[KagomJack]

Exerpt: DILDO
So there I was, at the mercy of three
hot, oiled trolls, and they were arguing about how to screw us! Whether it be turned on a split,
or if they should sit in us one by one and
squash us into tenderized bobbit meat! They spent so much time arguing the whithertos and whyfors that the
first light of the sun crept up over the tops of the trees and turned them all to stone!

I just put this there becuase it has to do with an exerpt from the story.

This isn't from Lord of the Rings at all, it's from The Hobbit.

No, that was an exerpt from Lord of the Bong. I am still tweaking it up and all that.

Eddie, I know it isn't original. But I figured that since LOTR was a great success (and very kick-ass movie) I'd go and make the parody.

[zagggon]

Nice story. Yeah im bored.

[Xenn]

http://www.xs4all.nl/~rossnbrg/bored.jpg

[Admiral_Jason]

I want to fuck Tea.

[Sovereign]

why, i must get that book!

[D3V]

Kangom, you need some help writing the script for it?

Are you going to dub the voices or make it a comic thing??

[DaFrigginDoctah]

Maybe write it about crack. I, as a small fraction of people, can speak on everyone's behalf and say that people find crackheads funny.

[DrowningOnAir]

*agree's with DFD*

[KagomJack]

Kangom, you need some help writing the script for it?

Are you going to dub the voices or make it a comic thing??

I just need some suggestions. I'm taking some things out and adding a few things in. It's the original script, but editted and shit. If you have some suggestions, let me know! :)

[J_iceman]

well, just wait until i can transfer the movie to the comp, i'll post it out on the internet for ALL to see (you guys see it for free, others pay :D)

cool, we get freeeee stuff :-P

[KagomJack]

you guys get freebies cus I like you guys :)

[zagggon]

Can a mod close this piece of shit?

[!King_Amazon!]

I would but you've posted much stupider stuff and this thread is pretty cool. It's up to robotic, if he wants to close it he can.

[zagggon]

Well it is just a bore to me thats all. ^^

[!King_Amazon!]

Then don't view it.