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Penguin
2002-03-26, 06:17 AM
I got a Giraffe he is tall. I named my tall Giraffe after a monkey because if a monkey ever rode a Giraffe then that would mean that monkeys ride Giraffes!

Monkey looks like http://kenny.glsc.org/pix/giraffe.jpg that.

When i got monkey from africa he was very tall, now he is taller, i think my monkey grows taller everyday. He has alot of friends, but no monkey friends, so i had to force him to meet a monkey because his name is monkey and he dosent know what he is named after.

But it was 2 in the morning and the zoo was LOCKED , ussly i can open the gate and pick up a monkey and toss him over the cage like a rock. also cause the zookeeper men kick me out due to the fact that everytime they yell at me, i tend to bite them...

Anyway so i found a kid and dressed him like a monkey http://www.phillyburbs.com/halloween2000/kids/monkey.gif and promised the kid he could see my monkey. Well when i showed him my Giraffe, he thought he was going to see a monkey! I WAS mad because he insulted my giraffe so i tol my giraffe to attack the monkey.

Here is a pic of my giraffe attacking the boy
http://www.kidsbooksandpuppets.com/images/folkmanis/minigiraffee2628.jpg

They fought all the night till the boy scream and the giraffe bit the boy in the ear and the boy screamed because the giraffe bit him in the ear in the night. The boy ran aroun house all crazy and i open door and he run out. I laughed. Monkey laughed. We laughed together and shared a cheese danish
http://www.georgekummer.com/cream_cheese_b_c.jpg

The morale of this story is that if you buy/smuggle/take/find a Giraffe and you name it Monkey, which most people do, then you must actully show him a real monkey, if you dress up a kid, the kid will poke at the Giraffe with his sticky fingers full of candy melted and hurt its neck cause its tall! So rember, kids and Giraffes dont mix, monkeys and Giraffes mix if the monkey gets to ride it!

kakkorot
2002-03-26, 09:05 AM
ROFL THATS SUM FUNNY CRAP

tacoX
2002-03-26, 09:38 AM
lol, and why is everone getting penguin sigs!?!?!

Killah
2002-03-26, 10:55 AM
b/c penguins are kool...but my sig with a penguin is better b/c it has a CAMEL!!!!!!

Penguin
2002-03-26, 11:45 AM
Join in taco and get a penguin sig...
perferbly one from penguindance.com

camoooon

also i agree with killah cause camels are cool, especilly that one cause that looks so 1337

kakkorot
2002-03-26, 01:17 PM
I like my penguin cuz hes drunk and alcohol is one of da best things along with other substances that require penguins to wear sunglasses

Penguin
2002-03-26, 01:24 PM
I like my first one cause he looks confused and is looking at a sign! I like the second because he just jumped outta the water and RIGHT INTO A DOGS FACE *How he got there i dont know*
Third because the penguin is cold and they arnt ussly cold!